I'm easily impressed by Internet cat videos, but this one just doesn't do it for me. Because ANYONE could teach their cat how to open a jar of food! In fact, I'm going to tell you the steps how to do it right now.
STEP #1: Get as many cats as possible
STEP #2: Starve your cats for a minimum of 23 days
STEP #3: Taunt your starving cats by placing a completely full jar of food in front of them
STEP #4: Set up your Flip cam and let the fun begin
Like a million starving monkeys at a million typewriters, one of these cats is bound to discover the new found ability to open a jar deep within its survival instincts.
HOWEVER, if your cats are unable to open the jar, try following these three additional steps.
STEP #5: Get a good lawyer
STEP #6: Find a quiet safe house where you can hide out for about 7 months while this whole debacle blows over with PETA
STEP #7: Repeat Steps 1 – 4
[via Buzzfeed]
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