Digging through comments all over the web to find a weekly Respectful Commenter is such a pain in the ass. You know how many comments are left on websites around the world each week?
15.
And a third of those are in Arabic. I don't have time to read 10 comments a week.
So you can imagine how pleased I was when I logged onto the Tosh.0 page this morning and there… right in front of me… was one hell of a respectful comment on our post Head-First Jump Into a Pool from user crisitna:
i believe you deserve to get your teeth broken because your a f—in s— for brains.
As some of you may have realized, it sometimes takes about 5 to 10 minutes for comments to clear our cache and go live. Unfortunately, crisitna must have quickly become distraught at not seeing her comments, so 4 minutes later, she gave it another shot with this truncated beauty:
you s— for brains, you deserve to have missing teeth.
Maybe she figured that the word "f—ing" would send her comment to spam. "S—" is totally cool though.
Thanks so much for commenting, crisitna! You've earned yourself the honor of being our Respectful Commenter of the Week!
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