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Posted by Oliver on February 7, 2010 at 1:48 am
Its only racist if a pussy sees this
Posted by Andrea on February 7, 2010 at 3:27 am
First and fore-most I have to say, I LOVE the show! As for this video. I am Black and thought it was hilarious! It was almost as good as the big fat white chic with the fat roll tits on her back.
Posted by Mr. Russal Scott on February 8, 2010 at 12:26 pm
***KING RUSSAL SCOTT'S = definition of Life is a sum total of ones experiences to date. Once I was in a period when a few loved ones had problems in and out of the Hospital and some died. As I looked at them in the Hospital Beds on their possible Deathbeds I couldn't help to wonder if they lived their life’s to the fullest and with the people that meant the most. In the end all we had were memories that we shared. All there tangible thing were not at the Hospital because they were at their home. Some family Members were not there with them at their death beds because they were at their homes eyeing up what they wanted to keep for themselves after their deaths or the thoughts of what they could possibly get crossed their minds in my opinion a little too much. ** My Opinion ** find out who is real and Who will be there with you on your death bed and spend time with those that will be there at your death bed making memories. Thats all the people I visited had at that moment… Take out the time to do some wonderful, blessedful, kind, and special things for those that will be there. You may have to find out whom.
*** Make some good memories because when you look back over your life my Opinion is that the definition goes as follows: A sum total of ones Experiences.
** Can you really trust them* did they pass the trust test? What’s on the line? Do they act one way and but it's another. Do they listen to others or to who makes a good situation? Do they get what they want then change their mind?? Do the have ulterior motives.
King Russal Scott the FAN, IT the real deal not those made up substitutes trying to steal dialog with no talent and that hasn't paid the price for what they want. I guess that’s why the industry hasn't raked in the bucks. In Movies, Music all demographic, advertisement, Television etc. Go back to Toby awards a few years ago and look at the altered subject category approx 2006. The movies were little man, Superman, 007, Smoking Aces etc and look at Bok office sales to date. -*** Hey lets Break Some Records. **** Sorry about the Penalizing Excellence attempts out here in Houston. The tearing down to the level of a Blackman that a little more consistent on the level in witch some generally thinks
It’s my Birthday 12-31-1968 4:44 are I guess that’s why they call me 4. Or Cowboy, ROME, WILD EYE, GARFIELD MARICELLAS only GRANDCHILD
King Russal Scott
Google Mr. Russal Scott or yahoo russal scott **** google scottcabat ****
Posted by Mr. Russal Scott on February 8, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Google mr.Russal Scott ***KING RUSSAL SCOTT****Got some fools trying to steal scottcabat***my stuff isn't for compitition*********************
When I was Young I imagined I was in a limo on my way to a performance as a stand up Commedian like Pichard Pryor. I use to sneak and listen to the tapes in the closed on my oldschool Tape Recorder. I’m going to get my cousin Reginald digs and we are going to get our jokes out that we have written while hanging out that brought tears to our eyes from laughing and go to Apollo and Comedyview.
INSPIRED BY AN ARTICLE I READ FROM COMEDY VIEW ASKING IF THE SITUATION WAS RACIST.
I LAUGH AT MY SELF AND CRAZY MOMENTS IN MY LIFE ALL THE TIME EVEN IF THEY ARES RIDICULUS and SAD FUNNY IS STILL FUNNY. I’m use to some things because I was conditioned as a youth in Humble beginnings. *** ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE of KING RUSSAL SCOTT ** I WILL LIVE FOR EVER OR THEY WILL COME WITH ME. I REFUSE TO BE CONNED AND REMAIN IN PEACE.
** Wow I had a racist Moment being Black approx 5ft 11 in, weight bouncing between 170-180 pounds. I was being steered by the powers that be to wear sneakers that other Black people wear, my draws or underwear must show because my pants must hang down, with a baseball cap and tee shirt and then later the police could chase me for doing something illegal and I would get caught because my speed would be negated due to holding my pants up. First my job opportunities would have to be eroded so that I wouldn't appear to be a veteran Businessman in an office setting. Ultimately I could end up dead so that the Church people behind this can end up getting my tools to keep as their own forever to waste people's money and time in the Entertainment industry. THANKS TO REAL TRUE appear to be a veteran Businessman in an office setting. Ultimately I could end up de that they can end up getting my tools to keep as their ** THANKS TO REAL TRUE MEANING of GURU and ANTHONY ROBINS- Human behavior etc that I occasionally read to get better results in the business environment. I’m still here, healthy, strong and alive with lots of Book Material I was looking for a couple of years ago and alive.
** After further investigation I found that the attempt to program and condition my behavior to substantiate a sad Blackman ending was the following people: hypocrite, Bell a Bob, Jesebelle, nelphin and Lucifer nem.
Google and yahoo russal scott, Mr. russalscott, scottcabat, king russal scott
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Whats up on those cool roaches on the southwest side of town in Houston. When you turn the lights on, they just look at you like they are suppose to be there, smoking a cigatette saying whats up dog. Way too comfortable.
The Roaches on the northside of town scatter like Raid is comming through. They are no where near comfortable. They have seen life or death situations.
Spray in one condo unit and they come over to your crib. Chillin. You spray and they go to amother.
I'm about to go to everybodys house and give them a box of Combat and Watch them put them in the right places. You have to know how to live in Houston. We have alot of people from out of Town Here.
My x- wife's mother – my old Mother n Law use to say it'e too hot her and nothing can live except the insects. 90-110 degree summer days due the ozone. When I was a kid 85-90 was the average summer day.
King Russal Scott aka Raid to these tricks trying to steal entertainment intrest . Downward spiriling the American Economy with no talent and Miss approation of Funds. GARFIELD MARICELLA's ONLY GRANDCHILD.
*** Google and Yahoo Russal Scott ****
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** KING RUSSAL SCOTT ****
I’m accustom to living in expensive homes and Police do everything they can to keep you down sometimes. I upset some folks off somewhere down the line living in 2800 and 3300 square feet homes sometimes on the lake out in the Lake Olympia Area/ Sugar Land area and Driving Roadster Mercedes convertibles with my own Mortgage Brokerage firm with satellite offices with employees all over the city. I'm sorry I worked out of the house sometimes and whore Shorts, wife beater tee-shirts and flip-flops while running errands from time to time like my white neighbors. I didn't have to go to the office daily because I called shots allot and did the brain work to remove obstacles and creative financial maneuvers to close deals that I communicated to my people to carryout.
On a Real not. We do have a lot of Racist issues in Houston and I don’t believe that I would have some of the problems that I'm Having If I wasn't Black. You Have to laugh at allot of attempts that people do. TOBY AWARDS A FEW YEARS AGO altered subject category- Smoking Aces- KILL THAT MAN, little man, 007, superman. Aka DUDE
***Mr. King Russal Scott **** Russal Scott Stuff *(* p.s. I don't know my father-= A Allen Sibley even
Posted by Mr. Russal Scott on February 8, 2010 at 12:36 pm
*********************** KING RUSSAL SCOTT ******************************************** When I was Young I imagined I was in a limo on my way to a performance as a stand up Commedian like Pichard Pryor. I use to sneak and listen to the tapes in the closed on my oldschool Tape Recorder. I’m going to get my cousin Reginald digs and we are going to get our jokes out that we have written while hanging out that brought tears to our eyes from laughing and go to Apollo and Comedyview.
INSPIRED BY AN ARTICLE I READ FROM COMEDY VIEW ASKING IF THE SITUATION WAS RACIST.
I LAUGH AT MY SELF AND CRAZY MOMENTS IN MY LIFE ALL THE TIME EVEN IF THEY ARES RIDICULUS and SAD FUNNY IS STILL FUNNY. I’m use to some things because I was conditioned as a youth in Humble beginnings. *** ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE of KING RUSSAL SCOTT ** I WILL LIVE FOR EVER OR THEY WILL COME WITH ME. I REFUSE TO BE CONNED AND REMAIN IN PEACE.
** Wow I had a racist Moment being Black approx 5ft 11 in, weight bouncing between 170-180 pounds. I was being steered by the powers that be to wear sneakers that other Black people wear, my draws or underwear must show because my pants must hang down, with a baseball cap and tee shirt and then later the police could chase me for doing something illegal and I would get caught because my speed would be negated due to holding my pants up. First my job opportunities would have to be eroded so that I wouldn't appear to be a veteran Businessman in an office setting. Ultimately I could end up dead so that the Church people behind this can end up getting my tools to keep as their own forever to waste people's money and time in the Entertainment industry. THANKS TO REAL TRUE appear to be a veteran Businessman in an office setting. Ultimately I could end up de that they can end up getting my tools to keep as their ** THANKS TO REAL TRUE MEANING of GURU and ANTHONY ROBINS- Human behavior etc that I occasionally read to get better results in the business environment. I’m still here, healthy, strong and alive with lots of Book Material I was looking for a couple of years ago and alive.
** After further investigation I found that the attempt to program and condition my behavior to substantiate a sad Blackman ending was the following people: hypocrite, Bell a Bob, Jesebelle, nelphin and Lucifer nem.
Google and yahoo russal scott, Mr. russalscott, scottcabat, king russal scott
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Whats up on those cool roaches on the southwest side of town in Houston. When you turn the lights on, they just look at you like they are suppose to be there, smoking a cigatette saying whats up dog. Way too comfortable.
The Roaches on the northside of town scatter like Raid is comming through. They are no where near comfortable. They have seen life or death situations.
Spray in one condo unit and they come over to your crib. Chillin. You spray and they go to amother.
I'm about to go to everybodys house and give them a box of Combat and Watch them put them in the right places. You have to know how to live in Houston. We have alot of people from out of Town Here.
My x- wife's mother – my old Mother n Law use to say it'e too hot her and nothing can live except the insects. 90-110 degree summer days due the ozone. When I was a kid 85-90 was the average summer day.
King Russal Scott aka Raid to these tricks trying to steal entertainment intrest . Downward spiriling the American Economy with no talent and Miss approation of Funds. GARFIELD MARICELLA's ONLY GRANDCHILD.
*** Google and Yahoo Russal Scott ****
*************************************************************************************
** KING RUSSAL SCOTT ****
I’m accustom to living in expensive homes and Police do everything they can to keep you down sometimes. I upset some folks off somewhere down the line living in 2800 and 3300 square feet homes sometimes on the lake out in the Lake Olympia Area/ Sugar Land area and Driving Roadster Mercedes convertibles with my own Mortgage Brokerage firm with satellite offices with employees all over the city. I'm sorry I worked out of the house sometimes and whore Shorts, wife beater tee-shirts and flip-flops while running errands from time to time like my white neighbors. I didn't have to go to the office daily because I called shots allot and did the brain work to remove obstacles and creative financial maneuvers to close deals that I communicated to my people to carryout.
On a Real not. We do have a lot of Racist issues in Houston and I don’t believe that I would have some of the problems that I'm Having If I wasn't Black. You Have to laugh at allot of attempts that people do. TOBY AWARDS A FEW YEARS AGO altered subject category- Smoking Aces- KILL THAT MAN, little man, 007, superman. Aka DUDE
***Mr. King Russal Scott **** Russal Scott Stuff *(* p.s. I don't know my father-= A Allen Sibley even
Posted by Mike Cheshire on February 8, 2010 at 2:22 pm
That's not racist, but apparently Daniel is mentioned on the "Blackface" entry on Wikipedia.
The last sentence in paragraph two reads: A well known black face comedian is former gay porn star Daniel tosh, who at this time is jacking off to Jay Leno.
Posted by awesome man on February 8, 2010 at 6:55 pm
penis
Posted by ryno on February 9, 2010 at 9:56 pm
listen here chicken little put your balls back in your pants and get rid of the toy dog and get a real one o ya take that money and go by you a 8 ball and come up with some reall shit that is racist..god dam like the taco bell dog gettin ran over or the tv floating in the dark ..lol…boobies
Posted by Connor on February 10, 2010 at 12:29 am
Tosh has a very "white person" dog. I put white person in quotation marks because there is no racist name to call you white people.
Posted by That One Guy on February 10, 2010 at 12:57 am
I dont like the feeling of having a peanut in my sock.
I don't think I could live with a pudding cup as a roommate.
I don't like the way my turtle is looking at my cat.
And my hands smell funny.
Just Thought You Should Know.