Spammers have it all wrong. Don't waste time sending out millions of B.S. emails and expect to rip off a few unsuspecting people. Set up a B.S. website and let the suckers come to you.
Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA is "a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward." Your reward, of course, is being saved from Earth before the Rapture.
Let's continue: "Our service is plain and simple. For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment up to two (2) pets per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee."
This company provides AMAZING service. You can even pay immediately via PayPal on their website! Or you can just send your money to me, and I'll make sure it gets to them. Honest to God.
And to think I've been wasting my time with Google AdSense. Garbage!
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Posted by farley hatcher on September 1, 2009 at 1:26 am
I want this job, but need to know if they provide a health plan and a 401K
Posted by HAHA on September 22, 2009 at 8:07 am
LOL at Bart's litigation comment. It's exactly what I was thinking as I read that ridiculous scam site – that he'd look for yet another reason to relieve folks of their money. Very entertainment fellow!!
Posted by Stevie on October 2, 2009 at 8:32 pm
These guy's business must be hopping. Get a load of this!!!
PRESS RELEASE October 2, 2009
Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA the country's only established post Rapture pet rescue operation announces it will now include post rapture rescue services for horses, camels, llamas and donkeys in the states of VT, NH, ID, and MT.
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Posted by PRAY on October 25, 2009 at 2:20 pm
You want litigation Bart? It's comin your way buddy.
Posted by PRAY on October 25, 2009 at 2:23 pm
PRAY (Pet Representatives After YOUR-LIFT-OFF) is preparing litigation to require Bart to post a bond to insure his performance.
See: http://rapturereps.blogspot.com
Believe me Bart, there is no hell like litigation.
Posted by Colleen on February 10, 2010 at 10:06 pm
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Posted by Laura on February 24, 2010 at 7:17 pm
I am a representative of Eternal Earth-Bound Pets in North Carolina. Believe what you will, but we are dedicated to taking care of your pets if the rapture comes. We don't believe this will ever happen, but if you are all beamed up, we are willing to take care of your furry friends.