Look, society, we need to have a talk.
I realize ever since mankind created agriculturally-centered lifestyles and began settling into larger and more complex societal structures, you've been looking for ways to share your masturbation stories. Therefore, the development of a website such as IWhackedTo.com was inevitable.
On "I Whacked To…," users can post their masturbation stories and then other users can rate these tales. "Embarrassing" or "hilarious" stories are encouraged, as I guess a nuts and bolts anatomical description might "get too real" for some people.
But let's be real for a second here: This site has to be a magnet for BS. True, who am I to question the validity of peoples stories of whacking to the bible or a Wendy's cup, but to me, the whole thing seems more locker room than psychological experiment.
Still, if you get off on people's fake masturbation stories (either figuratively or literally), take some time to read what's been posted here. And then prepare for the fall of civilization.
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Posted by Tell the World What You Whacked To… | Comedy Central Insider Blog on June 30, 2009 at 2:07 pm
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