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June 24, 2009 at 2:00pm

Twitter Tales #4

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes

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Twitter is a site where you can let the world know "what you're doing" at your choosing. Unfortunately, "what you're doing" isn't always that interesting. But Twitter Tales can help. Here are three fun stories made up from real, random tweets that we've found online, finally making your tweets somewhat interesting.

"Thanks, Rob."

-Having lunch with Rob.
-I think I ate some bad oats at lunch. Feelin' a lil gassy. Stay clear.
-goddd, why do i still have the bad feeling like something's not right?
-Now I have to change my pants.
-THANKS Rob.

[unintentionally composed by @alphajammer, @TophT, @sueclairee, @horsifer]

"Rocks for Dinner"

-At least it's fried. My Foodsafe course says you could deep fry moon rocks and they'd be safe to eat afterwards.
-bit too expensive but think I'll have to try it.
-Ouch! Unclenching teeth, very slowly, cautiously….Ahhh! Sweet Relief!
-My tooth broke. That makes three. GAH

[unintentionally composed by @aincoaster @TreeFalldesign @Victorias_View @Angelberries]

"Grown Up Killa"

-Exact text from Stephen: "We've caught the intruder, I think Jon might have killed the guy. No pulse"
-i feel like crying im so proud =) congratulations stephen!!!!
-Awwww.. he's growing up so fast… hahaha

[unintentionally composed by @shani_boo, @angelicumoda, @__kchode]

The End.

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