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June 3, 2009 at 1:10pm

Religious Cell Phones

Posted by: Chris Lesinski

Last week, we saw the coming of the Odin 99, a cell phone only available in China that features one-touch access to a customizable Buddhist altar for mobile exaltation. This forced many competing cell phone companies to claim their stake in other religious niches.

Buddha phone

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THE SCIENTOLOGY PHONE

The Scientology phone features a Tom Cruise devotion screen.

Scientology phone.

THE NATIVE AMERICAN PHONE

The Native American "spirituality" phone includes a built-in pipe for smoking peyote. Even in the most difficult on-the-go worship situations, users can hallucinate their religious rituals.

Native American phone

THE ATHEIST PHONE

The phone for atheists has no worship mode. But it does include a helpful interface for arguing with religious friends.

Atheist phone

Graphics by Mike Mozer

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Posted by Affordable Cell Phones on June 12, 2009 at 8:28 am

"India's largest private sector telecom Company Reliance Info comm has launched the sacred Mukhvak audio clip service on Reliance IndiaMobile's R World suite of data applications… The Mukhvak is a holy directive picked out every morning by the Granthis from Shri Guru Granth Sahib, the holy book of the Sikh community, in every Gurudwara Sahib across the world. The Mukhvak that is read from Shri Harimandir Sahib – the Golden temple, the most sacred Sikh shrine in the World – is revered by the community.

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Posted by Lizzy on June 5, 2009 at 8:05 am

So where kin I get me one of them peyote phones? I got Indian blood in me somewhere, I'm pretty sure of it. And mebbe them phones'll help git me a casino in the front yard?

Posted by Eric Lee on June 3, 2009 at 1:33 pm

Nice site. There