Comments on: 10 Most Inappropriate Helen Keller Items on the Web

By: Danielle

Danielle — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:45:03 +0000

This entire trend is disgusting.

Seriously.

By: drew

drew — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:44:09 +0000

helen keller went to town riding on a pony,
stuck a feather in her hat and called it fhoarpuewaia

By: drew

drew — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:33:28 +0000

why did helen kellers dog go insane?

you would too if your name was fhisogipbaq

By: Guy

Guy — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 03:58:37 +0000

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They rearranged the furniture.
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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They glued doorknobs to the walls.
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If Helen Keller fell in the woods, would she make a sound?

By: Renee

Renee — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 21:06:25 +0000

How did Helen Keller's Parents Punish her? They left the plunger in the TOILET!!!

By: Maria

Maria — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 06:54:03 +0000

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

By: sra

sra — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 04:04:18 +0000

Have you seen a picture of Hellen Keller's dad?
That's okay, neither has she.

By: X

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 05:04:31 +0000

She broke the fourth wall

By: gex

gex — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 05:00:33 +0000

Why can't Helen Keller have kids?

She's dead.

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uberVU - social comments — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 04:57:29 +0000

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By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:36:23 +0000

Helen keler went to town riding on a pony ,stuck a feather in her hat and named it ….urgarendqa

By: haaaaaaaaaaaaylee

haaaaaaaaaaaaylee — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:36:57 +0000

why does helen keller play piano with one hand??
—she sings with the other :)

how do you get helen keller to keep a secret?
—break her fingers!

By: MarcV

MarcV — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:39:35 +0000

What is black and confused?
Helen Keller wearing oven mits during a fire.

By: MarcV

MarcV — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:36:36 +0000

What's black and confused?
Helen Keller wearing oven mits during a fire.

By: Dahmer

Dahmer — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:58:03 +0000

I'm surprised the Wormcult song "Helen Keller Gangbang" isn't on this list! That sim website definitely deserves first place though, good shit!

you can find Helen Keller Gangbang on i-Tunes

By: B Robb

B Robb — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:08:22 +0000

How often did Hellen Keller get laid before she died?

Way less

By: Doctorset

Doctorset — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:31:24 +0000

This is the welcome page for the dentaldoctor.us Association web site.

By: Jordan

Jordan — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:14:57 +0000

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By: Jamie Haselhurst

Jamie Haselhurst — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:27:44 +0000

I have a confession, i think that helen keller is one sexy hunk of meat and if she were alive she would not have to sign to me what she wanted, trust me i would know;)
i am a complete supporter of everything keller.
i have 10420574 of those wind up dolls at home.

By: Lexxi

Lexxi — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:18:45 +0000

Did you know Hellen Keller had a purple sing set? Neither did she.

By: Olivia

Olivia — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 03:38:22 +0000

How did Helen Keller pierce her ear?
-She answered the stapler.

How did she pierce her other ear?
-They called back.

LOL.

By: Dylan S

Dylan S — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:36:09 +0000

What did Helen Keller's parents say the closet was?

Disney World!

Where did Helen Keller go when company was over?

Disney World!

By: Dylan S

Dylan S — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:23:26 +0000

Mike's a douche.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:54:58 +0000

THE MIRACLE JERKER
You don't need eyes or ears to get your dick wet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTxzIZ-bU44

By: John Doe

John Doe — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 03:40:27 +0000

Your first few are correctly labeled as cruel, but the children's book AND cartoon are educational, not intentionally harmful.

By: Wira

Wira — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:59:39 +0000

Great. Now i can say thank you!,

By: Bailey

Bailey — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:31:31 +0000

wow that is like so mean

By: dilandinga

dilandinga — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:55:08 +0000

edqA1d I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!

By: Roberto

Roberto — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 09:56:18 +0000

cool blog

By: Sarah Jane

Sarah Jane — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 05:01:37 +0000

The movie you were talking about in #5 was actually a good movie. My teacher in elementary school made us watch it in the 5th grade. I really enjoyed it and I think it makes kids understand how hard it was for her to live in a world of darkness all her life before that teacher came along.

By: jess

jess — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 05:34:32 +0000

well its better that shes dead than alive to see all this, according to south park you have to wait 8 years before someones death is funny, its wayyyy past 8 so let people have fun ok, its humor and im sure if she were alive none of it would exist but seriously it was sad she was born like that but there are some pretty damn good jokes out there, maybe not so much everything else they have but the jokes are awesome

By: k-smoak

k-smoak — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 05:48:36 +0000

how did helen keller break her arm?
..
…
….

trying to read the speed limit going 60

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:12:27 +0000

Making fun of handicapped people is a sin that is equal to murder. And that's for anyone interested in religion. And if this is the US so you're religious then so you can go and fuck yourself if you think this is even a bit funny.

By: WhiteChocolate

WhiteChocolate — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:54:12 +0000

Q: How do you punish Helen Keller?
A: Stick a plunger in the toilet

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By: jackie

jackie — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 19:25:14 +0000

how do you punish helen keller?
give her a basketball and tell her to read it

what's helen kellers favorite convenient store?
WAAWAA

By: jackie

jackie — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 19:18:23 +0000

what's helen kellers favorite convenient store? WAAWAA

How do you punish helen keller?
give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

By: andrea

andrea — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 19:13:14 +0000

hey,have you ever seen Helen Keller's doll house? neither has she.

By: Joey Rainone

Joey Rainone — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:09:38 +0000

Define true love?
Hellen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

By: Sauce

Sauce — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 09:20:50 +0000

Look it no one is going to cooperate with you lol. this website is such a fail. many people respect her.. but look it. its the U.S. we love making fun of people. so fcuk off lol