This weekend on Twitter, people were tweeting like crazy about "3 Words During Sex." More like "3 Words You Wouldn't Say During Sex."
Here are my top ten favorite tweets that were hash tagged with #3wordsduringsex, and they're pretty funny, whether or not you're a twitter lover.
- Gross. Gross. Gross.
@seanoconnz - Wait, I'm peeing.
@ramsincanon - I'm calling Maury.
@ronpurtee - Wait, it's you?
@braunger - Should I dismount?
@thegynomite - Are you serious?
@AmberTozer - Is that normal?!
@Ulef - Please Stop Laughing
@TomPenrose - Where's my receipt?
@friedmanjon - Get my meds.
@Samwise73
Got your own? Let us know in the comments.
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Comments (29)
Posted by TickleMeHomo on June 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm
are you in?
Posted by Veronica on June 10, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Your mom's better.
Posted by Wally on June 12, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Who's your grandpa?
Posted by Anus-Beater on June 12, 2009 at 9:39 pm
"am i doing better than my dad???"
or
"You're about as lose as i made lassie"
Posted by la china on June 14, 2009 at 3:40 am
put you big cock on my mouth …
fuck me hard …
oh GOD!!
yesss! YEs! yes! uhnmmmmm
Posted by Emily on July 19, 2009 at 11:13 pm
"What just happened?" (:
Posted by Dirk Diggler on August 16, 2009 at 7:21 am
whats that smell?
Posted by Corinne's Vice on November 18, 2009 at 4:44 pm
"i don't care if you are just fucking me…just make sure you know who it is you are fucking !!!""
ONLY you can make your pussy purr~~~
please name your clit….
it's torture!!!
i already came once you screamed out my
full name~~~
multipull times…go go go…don't won't NO NO NO
torture my soul you're fucking a nympho
Posted by kyle on December 3, 2009 at 8:29 pm
"Yeah…About that..
Posted by Brian Pfeifer on January 20, 2010 at 1:53 am
Oh Shit! Pus
Im Possibly Contagious
Im HIV Positive
Its not contagious
Not that hole!