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Thursday November 5, 2009

Web Redemption - Home Shopping Fail

Tosh.0 paid Harold McCoo three easy payments of $206, plus shipping and handling, to come to Hollywood. (01:45)
Views: 25,616
Posted: 11/05/2009
Thursday November 12, 2009

Accordion Kid

What's it like to master something that no one wants to listen to ever? Daniel Tosh tries it himself. (00:45)
Views: 15,049
Posted: 11/12/2009
Thursday November 12, 2009

Chicken in a Can Challenge

Justin told the online world that he was ready for a challenge, so Tosh.0 gave him one. (01:17)
Views: 19,217
Posted: 11/12/2009
Thursday November 12, 2009

Asian Kid Tazes Himself

It goes without saying that you shouldn't try this at home -- for obvious reasons. (00:42)
Views: 27,073
Posted: 11/12/2009
November 20, 2009 at 7:00pm

WTFriday

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing. Ouch.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

November 20, 2009 at 6:00pm

On Wearing Sunglasses While Internet Browsing

Posted by: Chris Lesinski

Wear your sunglasses at night

YELLOWED glassesThis man. Do you see this man? Do you see the glasses he's wearing? They are computer glasses. Have you heard of these?

We'd all like to see the world through rose-colored glasses. Apparently, the internet is best through piss-colored glasses.

These are glasses — specially tinted glasses — designed for viewing a computer screen. The yellow tint is designed to reduce "eyestrain" and provide other pseudo-scientific benefits like MORE ENERGY! Yes, tinted glasses can do these sorts of things. You just have to believe. In homeopathy.

But don't take my word for it! Take their word for it! Here are some of the technologies that the manufacturer (Gunnar) uses:

  • diAMIX™ lens material offers an optically pure viewing experience with ultra-light, ergonomic properties;
  • iONik™ lens tint takes artificial light and precisely tunes it to the physiology of the eye;
  • fRACTYL™ lens geometry mimics nature to aid the natural focusing power of the corneal lens and creates a preferential ocular microclimate.
  • i-Fi™ lens coatings capture good light from digital screens while filtering out glare and reflective light;

Pretty serious, huh? "i-Fi" is a hip trademark in so many different ways. They're lucky they got that one.

But even if you buy their pitch and choose to get a pair, it probably doesn't matter. Remember: Girls who wear glasses seldom get passes. Geeks don't get passes either way.

November 20, 2009 at 5:00pm

The Internet is Like Addictive Drugs

Posted by: Chris Lesinski

YouTube is...

There's a pretty swell list of how popular internet things compare to their addictive drug counterparts. It's got MySpace as "huffing spray paint" because it "destroys any chance of looking credible" and Vimeo as a good tab of acid. And, indeed, YouTube can ruin a party as bad as a bottle of tequila. But I definitely have some trouble with them comparing Tumblr to a nice bottle of wine. Here's how he explains it:

A quiet night in with a couple friends, and a couple of their friends. Spilling nostalgic stories, flipping through photo albums, singing favorite songs, aiming for poignancy, and occasionally stumbling onto it. Emotions flow freely and without thought.

Ok, but why the nice bottle of wine?  You couldn't have this same event with a cheap bottle of wine?  Or any bottle of wine?  Or any alcohol for that matter? Suddenly, because you're a Tumblr fanboy, it's a bottle of Opus One. Get over yourself.

[via BuzzFeed]

November 20, 2009 at 4:00pm

There Are No Stupid Questions?: Cat Eyes

Posted by: Chris Lesinski

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Or — Why are their eyes in the right place FOR THE HOLES IN THEIR FUR?

No matter how you ask it, the coincidence is puzzling. Leave your explanations for this evolution puzzle in the comments.

November 20, 2009 at 3:00pm

OC Woman Asks for Google Surveillance

Posted by: Chris Lesinski

This county is under video surveillanceYesterday, a woman in Orange County called the cops after hearing a noise downstairs. It was probably the sound of her gold-plated dishwasher running, but she suspected it was a burglar.

Okay –- fair enough -– I’m fine with her calling the police for the occasional frivolous incident since she probably paid for the whole police department with the luxury taxes on her nose job.

But here’s when things got a little ridiculous. According to the OC Register, after the police checked out her home, finding no evidence of a break-in, she “requested that the deputies Google Earth her house and keep it on satellite surveillance overnight.”

I’m kind of surprised she hadn’t already bought a hybrid-electric-powered satellite space telescope from Hammacher Schlemmer to watch over her estate. Everyone has one of those.

I guess she presumed that kind of Enemy of the State technology was just a standard government service. I mean, they even get that kind of service in Iran for free. Like, from the CIA.

November 20, 2009 at 2:00pm

Tosh.0 Idol Results

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes

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In one of the best Tosh.0 Idols we've had in awhile, (click HERE to see it) we've got our winner. It's hitmanbreakeroftheye who has 143 more amazing videos of his amazing singing up and ready to watch online.

I think I'll have him take us out on his "interesting" rendition of the classic "Happy Birthday To You," which normally comes in around 15 seconds, but he magically makes it over three minutes. Because he's magical. Enjoy!

November 20, 2009 at 1:00pm

If Earth Had Rings Like Saturn

Posted by: Mike Pomranz

We spend a lot of time poking fun at stuff on the Internet, but some things you find are just cool… like the animation above.

The video shows what one animator believes the Earth would look like if our planet had rings like Saturn.  I'm not a master of astronomy, and I'm not sure of this person's credentials, but the way the whole thing is put together, it's a pretty convincing visual display.  And quite stunning as well.

The one problem I see, though, is that on Earth we don't constantly have Schubert music playing in the background.  Somehow I feel like this whole presentation would be less impressive with "Empire State of Mind" as the soundtrack.

Though if there is one person who I think could help us get rings around the Earth, it would be Jay-Z.  That guy can do anything!  Or so he says in his raps.  Now's your chance to prove it, dude!

[via The Daily What]

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