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First, Joe, this is awesome. We're so happy you started using Twitter again just for us. (Please don't blame us when you get sick of it again in two weeks.)
Unfortunately however — and I hate to be the one to break this to you — though Daniel still live tweets during every show (follow him on Twitter to read along), we haven't really said "tweet the deets" in awhile.
But this is wrong. Let's bring back the "#tweetthedeets" hashtag.
And if you have to #tweetthedeets, why not tell your followers about this week's episode of Tosh.0?? Here's a bit.ly link for you: http://bit.ly/aOtqdZ. Easy, right?
Catch an all new episode of Tosh.0 on Wednesday, February 10th at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!
Listen — and this is for all men out there — if any woman goes home with you, and you take off your pants to reveal genitalia that's been dressed up like a Barbie doll, we're out. No if, ands, or buts. Or peens.
The only place someone can sell dick outfits is online, because WHO BUYS A $45 OUTFIT FOR THEIR JUNK?
You know that friend you have that always complains about their good fortune?
They’ll say things like, “It’s really hard for me to find shirts that aren't too tight on my chest.” And they wait for you to respond with, “Yeah, well your boobs are really big.”
Or they’ll say, “Just because I have a Lexus and I’m only in high school everyone assumes I’m spoiled.” And they wait for you to respond. But you don’t. Because you can’t think of anything to say.
Well, this anonymous Washingtonpost.com reader in Chicago is like that. Except more annoying. She reaches out to Dear Prudence because she has “great, firm, wrinkle-free skin at age 50” and people often assume she’s only in her 30s. It’s very awkward for her when coworkers find out her true age. WHAAAT?!?
On behalf of my mother (and everyone over 40) I would like to say, shut the hell up and go dye your hair gray or something.
Oh, you're one of the 250 million people who don't live in the United States' Mid-Atlantic region?
Well, F U!
This is snowmageddon, people! This is the end of warmth as we know it!!
This is the kind of crazy storm skiers dream of, and we all know skiers are sick freaks! Have you ever heard Bode Miller open his mouth?? He's a sick freak!!
Did you watch the "Snowlapse" video above.?
Teddy bears are dying! Being buried alive in snow! That's how bad things have gotten. Innocent stuffed animals, destroyed for the pleasure of that devious bitch, Mother Nature.
So, yes, this kind of thing happens all winter, every winter north of the 45th parallel. But people can't live up there! Well, except for Minnesotans. But we all know Minnesotans aren't real people…
The world’s longest-married couple, Herbert and Zelmyra Fisher, will use Twitter this Valentine's Day to answer all of your questions about relationships, love, and marriage. Simply tweet your question to @longestmarried and they'll tweet back.
First, someone has to fill them in on what this Titter is all about. And how you find the internets with this typewriter.
Also, can we bring our typewriter outside? Because we like to sit on our porch all day knitting and complaining about the youngsters with the tight knickers.
Bonnaroo, the massive music festival held every year in Manchester, TN, is announcing their lineup of artists today exclusively on their Myspace page.
But it's not just one lump announcement: Every six minutes the page releases the name of another artist.
Apparently, Myspace concocted this ploy after realizing it's the only way they could get anyone to use Myspace for more than six minutes.
Get over it, Myspace. You're finished. You had a good run, but at this point you're about as valuable as militia money.
Just announce all the artists and give links to their Myspace music players. That's the real reason your site gets any traffic: It's still the easiest way to listen to free music since Napster — ironically, another company that had a good run but is now finished.
Stop clowning around on Facebook. No one cares about your complicated relationship or your political views.
It's time we used the web for a bigger cause. A cause more important than FarmVille, home pages, and status updates. It's a dill pickle. And it's going to serve as a salty reminder that Nickleback sucks.
Join Can this pickle get more fans than Nickleback? and do your part to bring an end to Canadian hard rock bands. Currently Nickelback has 1,392,481 fans. This pickle has 440,692 fans.
If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave Chad Kroeger in the past?
Would you do whatever it took?
Become a pickle fan on Facebook?
See…even I can write that shit. Do your part. Join the cause.
Why waste time with confusing words like "Cat5 cable" and "Ethernet" when you can put getting onto the web into language a crude 6th grader can understand?
Just find your Internet hole and connect your Internet string from the hole to your plastic computing box. Make sure your plastic computing box is connected to your mini-television screen and voila! Now you're prepared to go to FOXNews.com!
There is so much to be said here. First of all, who gets attacked by a warthog? I didn't even know warthogs existed outside of The Lion King.
And secondly, I realize eucalyptus is a tricky vocabulary word. But, this guy lives on Eucalyptus Drive. How many times has he seen his street sign? Or written his address? Well, scratch that last part. He doesn't sound like an envelope-weilding type of dude.
I admire his quick thinking though. Gah! My wife has been brutally attacked by a warthog…The 911 guy wants me to spell a 4-syllable word…Ehh…I'll just bring her to Oak Street instead. O-K-E.
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