Check out our preview of this week's Web Redemption featuring Denny Blaze, the Average Homeboy who proves white men can rap. Then get BLAZED with the full Web Redemption this Wednesday!
Catch an all new episode of Tosh.0 this Wednesday at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!
Who said singing in front of your webcam was a waste of time? Us. But that doesn’t matter, because you’re about to be super-duper famous. Tosh.0 Idol is where we pick random- but very talented- contestants from the web and put them up for your vote.
This week we have our contenders singing the Daughtry's "Home." But which one should be sent home? Watch and vote for your favorite so we can determine who this week's Tosh.0 Idol will be!
What’s love got to do, got to do with it? Apparently nothing.
I was trying to get inspiration for a Valentine’s Day-related post and, clearly, I came across something so much better. The top “why does my boyfriend…” searches really pose some hard-hitting questions.
I’d love to address each of these but I just don’t have the time. Let me answer as many as possible at once. He's bored. I think that pretty much sums everything up.
It gets better (and grosser!). Read the top “why does my girlfriend…” searches after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »
The Internet, your favorite waste of time and the reason I have a job, has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
According to Nobel's will, the Peace Prize should be awarded to the person who “…shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses."
What Internet are you using that promotes fraternity and peace? Because I'm using the one that promotes keyboard-playing cats, Snooki memes, and endless photobombs. And I know I'm not the only one! The video above has been viewed 136,000,000 times. Who is abolishing standing armies? And why the hell aren't they watching Charlie bite his brother's finger instead?!?
Why should all the rap fame go to people who live in boxes, were raised on the streets or are black? Denny Blaze certainly didn't believe in these conventions when he released his tune "Average Homeboy" over 20 years ago.
But despite being ahead of his time, Denny's sound and style still received more criticisms than kudos when it hit the Internet decades later.
Watch Daniel as he brings the Average Homeboy out to the 310 for a second chance to prove his hip-hop abilities in an all new episode of Tosh.0 this Wednesday at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central.
After the New Orleans Saint's big Super Bowl victory, the Internet immediately became littered with way too many snapshots of Drew Brees's questionably cute son, Baylen Brees.
Now, I don't want to be a buzzkill. I think this is great victory for the city of New Orleans. But I want to clear something up here and now…
Baylen, you are one year old. You are physically incapable of doing much more than sleeping and turning food mush into excrement mush.
You didn't win jack. You certainly didn't win a Super Bowl. The only thing you could have possibly won is the getting born to the right person at the right time lottery.
So wipe that arrogant grin off your face, stop pointing your finger like your givin' a shot out to all your homies, and come talk to me when you have a job or you want to use daddy's money to pay for my bar tab!
You sure as hell can't throw a football for crap yet. And why are you sporting #9? Stop living in your father's shadow and get your own damn number.
Though on a positive note, at least for once a Super Bowl winner will actually enjoy his trip to Disney World.
It's on my DVR. I'm hoping to get to it by February 2011.
But if you did watch the Super Bowl, you may have seen that Google aired a Super Bowl commercial "breaking the company's longstanding opposition to TV and brand advertising."
As The Huffington Post reports, "In 2006, [Google CEO Eric] Schmidt said that brand advertising is 'the last bastion of unaccountable spending in corporate America.'"
Well, despite spending a fortune to air the commercial, if you've watched it above, you can rest assured they didn't use "unaccountable spending" to make it. It has all the production values of a "just for fun" video thrown together by an intern during his down time in an attempt to impress his boss and maybe get hired at the end of the summer.
Schmidt tweeted that the ad might be the equivalent of hell freezing over.
Uh, no. Hell freezing over would be the day Google stopped being so full of themselves that it doesn't matter whether or not they air commercials.
Nothing like manufacturing a little controversy to get an extra mile out of an ad campaign. That's the last bastion of unaccountable egos in corporate America. Thank you, Mr. Schmidt.
Do you remember when you were in middle school and you stayed up late on a Sunday night watching Power Rangers and you completely forgot to study for your vocabulary test the next day?
Do you remember how you would write the answers on your hand so you could sneak a peek during the test?
Well, that's what happens in this video. Except the cheater is much older and much more important than you were in middle school.
Do you think Sarah Palin made a boo boo? Here, pass this note around and check yes or no.
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