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Anonymous asked you:
Tell us about a time where you bombed and what you learned from the experience.

Last time I bombed was at the Dave and Buster’s comedy night. What I learned. NO MORE BLACK FACE

Anonymous asked you:
If you could guest star on any show what would it be and who would you play?

Jag as Jag 

Anonymous asked you:
For Dan, what can we expect from Hell Hole?

You know that show Homicide Life on the Street? Well, it’s just that show but we changed the character names. 

Anonymous asked you:
What’s your favorite kind of place to perform in?

Take Back the Night Rallies and Children’s Hospitals. 

Anonymous asked you:
Dan—how would you describe your comedy?

Brett Butler meets “Are We There Yet?”

Anonymous asked you:
What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received from another comedian, and who gave it to you?

“PLEASE TALK ABOUT RAPE SO I CAN HAVE SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT” - every blogger

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That’ll do it for this installment of Ask a Professional Comedian. A sincere thanks to Dan St. Germain for participating and to everyone who sent in questions!

The Half Hour: Dan St. Germain premieres tonight at 12:00a/11:00c, followed by The Half Hour: Sean O’Connor.

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Ask a Professional Comedian: Dan St. Germain

Anonymous asked you:
Dan! What did you do after you taped your Half Hour?

After I taped the half hour I returned a medal to a comic’s family who died at an open mic with me three years ago. 

Anonymous asked you:
Hey Dan, what’s the weirdest thing that’s happened to you while you were on the road?

Let’s just say it rhymes with SCHMORGAN STRAFFICING 

Anonymous asked you:
If you weren’t doing stand-up, what would you be doing?

Working at a youth center, teaching kids about basketball and Christ. 

Anonymous asked you:
Who is your favorite comic, living or dead?

Living: Gallagher 2. Dead: Gallagher 4 (HE’S REAL INDIE) 

Anonymous asked you:
Any advice for a comedian that’s just starting out?

“Follow your dreams… I did” (Dan, in white suit, ascends into heaven holding his magical umbrella) 

Anonymous asked you:
For dan st. germain - how did you decide what to wear onstage for your half hour

I have a team of stylists who picked something that makes me look most like a fat seventies drug dealer. 

Anonymous asked you:
What’s the funniest thing you taped for Best Week Ever that didn’t make air this season?

I called Abigail Breslin the N word.

Dan St. Germain is answering your questions right now! Submit them here, then be sure to watch The Half Hour: Dan St. Germain tomorrow night at 12:00a/11:00c.

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Ask a Professional Comedian: Sean O’Connor

Anonymous asked you:
Sean O’Connor, do you really like Ke$ha? What’s your favorite $ong?

I really love Ke$ha. She’s awesome. Everyone should watch her MTV show because it sums up perfectly why she should be America’s sweetheart.

Favorite song: “Party at a Rich Dude’s House”, you will never guess what that song is about. 

Anonymous asked you:
Sean: Why should I watch your special?

Because you’ve never heard of me before. Remember back when you had never heard of whoever your favorite comic is now? Remember when you found him? Pretty good, right? Let’s give me a whirl.

Anonymous asked you:
Question for Sean: what’s norm macdonald like in person?

Norm is the best in person, he only gives rocks instead of handshakes and high fives. He also likes to eat chicken.

Anonymous asked you:
For Sean O’Connor: What’s your advice for a new stand-up?

Go to as many open mics as possible, get good, move to NY, go to as many open mics as possible, get better, move to LA and then star in a sitcom.

Also, don’t tweet too much, it burns your creativity.

Anonymous asked you:
Sean O’connor are you coming to Tulsa anytime soon??

I would love to. But is it just going to be me and you there?

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Sean O’Connor is answering your questions right now! Submit them here, then be sure to watch The Half Hour: Sean O’Connor tomorrow night at 12:30a/11:30c.