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Ask a Professional Comedian: Ben Kronberg

Anonymous asked you:
What’s your favorite breakfast food?

I love Eggs Benedict or a croissant breakfast sammy.

Anonymous asked you:
I’ve been doing comedy for 2 years and never got approached by an agent or a manager, but I’ve headlined a major club before. What the hell is wrong with me?

I have an agent that doesn’t get me gigs. What the hell is wrong with me?

Anonymous asked you:
For Ben Kronberg: Is everyone a little bit racist?

Everyone is a liar. 

Anonymous asked you:
For Ben, if you weren’t doing stand-up what do you think you’d do?

Sitting down.

Anonymous asked you:
From your first open mic until now how long did it take you to get where you can fully support yourself without a day job?

8 years.

Anonymous asked you:
For Ben: where’s your favorite place to perform?

New York City.

Anonymous asked you:
how did you get started doing stand-up?

I started as a musician but wasn’t that good so I made my songs funny etc. etc. 

Anonymous asked you:
ben do you ever tweet jokes that you do on stage or vice versa?

Yes. All the time. Why would I not?

Anonymous asked you:
hi ben, what would your last meal be?

A cheeseburger.

Anonymous asked you:
Who is your favorite comedian right now?

Me.

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That’ll do it for this installment of Ask a Professional Comedian. A sincere thanks to Ben Kronberg for taking questions and to all of you who sent them in.

The Half Hour: Ben Kronberg premieres tonight at 12:30a/11:30c, right after The Half Hour: Andy Haynes.

comedycentral:

Ask a Professional Comedian: Ben Kronberg

Anonymous asked you:
What’s your favorite: twitter, tumblr, instagram, vine or facebook?

Twitter:  @meganneuringer
Instagram: mankofit
vine: benkronberg
Facebook: benkronberg
Tumblr: benkronberg

Anonymous asked you:
for ben kronberg: what is your favorite childhood book

The Best Time of day. It’s about a black family and the best time of day is when the dad comes home from work. 

Anonymous asked you:
BEN K what is the secret to writing a good poop joke

Write down everything. Poop a lot.

Anonymous asked you:
ben what is your favorite joke in the world?

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?  Cuz They taste funny

Anonymous asked you:
Does your family coat of arms have a huge “Kron” plant on it?

No but there is Kronberg Castle in Denmark. Google it.  I have nothing to do with it as far as I know. But Big Bang you know? Big Bang…

Anonymous asked you:
for ben: i like your style. how do you decide what to wear for your shows?

I have limited options. Limit your options and decisions are easier…

Got questions for Ben Kronberg? Drop them in our Ask box and he might answer them!

The Half Hour: Ben Kronberg premieres tonight at 12:30a/11:30c, right after The Half Hour: Andy Haynes.

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Ask a Professional Comedian: Ben Kronberg

Got questions for the very funny Ben Kronberg? Drop them in our Ask box and he might answer them tomorrow!

In the meantime, click the image for a preview of The Half Hour: Ben Kronberg, premiering tomorrow night at 12:30am/11:30c, right after The Half Hour: Andy Haynes.