Callie confronts Mark and accuses him of picking up girls in a bar the night after they slept together.

An audience volunteer helps superstar magician Christ Angel with an elaborate card trick.

You know that time when you've just moved to the city, and you take the first apartment you find on CraigsList with some dude you never expected?

Callie introduces Mark to her "three hole" while they're in the shower.

Mark gets all of the recent immigrants together to share their problems in a group setting.

Mark tells the group session that the Social Services department will be shutting down, sending everyone into a panic.

Leonard asks for Mark's assistance while interviewing a blob.

Mark's sex and massage-filled dreams from the previous night become his reality.

Mark can't understand why everyone is going crazy for Treegasm, the mating festival for Central Park treatures.

The demon baby goes on a drink-fueled rampage, and Callie appears to Mark at the bar in the form of a brunette human.

Callie's boobs start to grow when she sees Mark holding a demon baby.

After a night of S&M with his boss, Mark learns about job cutbacks at the Department of Integration.

Grimes' mummy mother interferes with his life, and Randall gets upset when Mark forgets their one year roommate anniversary.

The judge orders proper vampire conversion for Blayke and Tristen while Lt. Grimes and his Department of Integration officers attend anger management.

Mad Larry Disease sweeps through New York, transforming everyone into Larry King.

Grimes gets out "the big dog" to take care of a purse-snatching manbird.

Randall is given part of a woman's body as a loaner after he loses his lower half.

Callie and Mark visit the set of Callie's favorite series, "Night Terrors."

TV show "Abscess Hollywood" reports on Jessica Alba and Abraham Lincoln's relationship, and Randall tries to come up with a nickname for the couple.

Blayke must be approved by the Vampire Processing Bureau, and Frank Grimes must control his murderous rage.