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Preview - Fun Bags

Randall takes Mark to a bar to help him get over Callie, but winds up helping himself instead.

Views: 165,850
Posted: 03/02/2010
Watch more clips from the new animated show Ugly Americans, premiering tomorrow after a new South Park!
Hit the town in the new Ugly Americans game, "Citizen Ugly."

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Preview - A Suggestive Picture

Scientists visit Mr Garrison's Class to do some tests.

Views: 158,029
Posted: 03/14/2010
Don't miss the new episode of South Park, "Sexual Healing," tomorrow at 10pm / 9c!
Order your copy of South Park Season 13 on Blu-Ray and DVD.

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Preview - The Demon Chick

You know that time when you've just moved to the city, and you take the first apartment you find on CraigsList with some dude you never expected?

Views: 109,866
Posted: 11/18/2009
Watch more clips from the new animated show Ugly Americans, premiering tomorrow after a new South Park!
Which character are you? Find out with the Ugly Americans Personality Quiz on Facebook.

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Preview - Our Ultimate Downfall

Men gather to discuss their destructive behavior.

Views: 67,612
Posted: 03/14/2010
Don't miss the new episode of South Park, "Sexual Healing," tomorrow at 10pm / 9c!
Find out how you can celebrate South Park's upcoming 200th episode.

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Preview - Group Therapy

Mark gets all of the recent immigrants together to share their problems in a group setting.

Views: 148,845
Posted: 02/23/2010
Watch more clips from the new animated show Ugly Americans, premiering tomorrow after a new South Park!
Download the Department of Integration's official Field Guide to Ugly Americans.

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Ugly Americans

Citizen Ugly

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Can you become a real South Park Asskicker? Use your fatalities and find out.
Stop that awful hippie music -- play the new Sarah Silverman Program game, Jam Banned.

A New Season of South Park Starts Tomorrow -- Watch a Preview of "Sexual Healing"

Are the South Park boys becoming sex addicts? Watch previews of tomorrow's episode at SouthParkStudios.com. Order the upcoming season of South Park on iTunes and find out more about South Park's upcoming 200th episode!

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The Complete 13th Season of South Park Uncensored is out today on Blu-Ray & DVD -- find out how to get yours!
Find out how to enter Colbert's Winter Olympics "Hats Off" Twitter Challenge for your chance to win an official Colbert Nation speedskating hat.
6 new clips from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
Visit One Nation Overrun by Ugly Americans -- Premiering Tomorrow After South Park
Hang out with zombie roommates, demon ex-girlfriends and assorted "other" in the new animated show Ugly Americans. Play the new game "Citizen Ugly" and find out which Ugly American you are with the new Facebook Personality Quiz.
6 new clips from The Colbert Report.
See where in New York City the scenes of Ugly Americans take place using the new Interactive Map, complete with video clips and character icons!
South Park's 200th Episode is coming on April 14! Celebrate by paying tribute and uploading your congratulations.
Tosh.0 Is Still Ransacking the Internet on the Blog and Your Mobile Phone
New episodes of Tosh.0 return on June 2, but you can go to the Tosh.0 Blog now for all the good, the bad and the pukey that the Internet has to offer. Also, text TOSH to 44686 for Tosh.0 mobile alerts -- message and data rates may apply.
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Let the hippies know their music sucks! Play the new Sarah Silverman Program game "Jam Banned."
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Why is it called 'dry humping' if I always need a towel after?

Kurt Metzger

Tomorrow 10:30pm / 9:30c

Watch stand-up clips from Kurt, who does the voice of Randall the zombie on Ugly Americans.

"Human beings are the only animal in all of nature that sometimes shoves other animals up their ass."

Natasha Leggero: Going Home to Illinois

I just went home to Illinois, and I asked my family, 'Are you guys planning on talking in those accents the whole time I'm home?' And my mother said, 'You used to talk like that, too, Tasha.' And I said, 'Yes, but you see, I've reinvented myself. Do you have any idea who I think I am?'

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