See Sam take a crap in midair, Jessica wake you up with her sexuality and more in these exclusive deleted scenes.
Mandy teaches you how to make your ass hotter, your boobs bigger and your man think twice before cheating.
When Phil's sister was 15, she told Sam she was too young for him, but now that she's 18, she's his for banging.
Jessica offers to make you breakfast-in-bed to thank you for a great time last night.
If you're watching this video, Sam is already dead. Hopefully you've already cut off his head and frozen it for future reanimation.
Mandy stops by to apologize for all of the awful things she's done, even if you don't want to take her back.
Mandy wants you back, but she does not want the immature relationship you had before.
You put yourself on ice at the club, and Sam and Phil hope to finally get some sloppy firsts for a change.
Phil tells a couple of interested first-time divers the story of how he bravely rescued Sam in mid-air.
Global warming is getting so bad, one of these days you're going to find a shark in your toilet bowl.
Sam deploys some of his never-fail pick-up lines in the club, but the ladies just aren't feeling it as much as he is.
You and Jessica head back to her house -- and find it full of 30 drunk lesbians.
Sam and Phil can't seem to get along, which leads to much punching and ketchup squirting.
You and Sam go toe-to-toe in the ring, but while two men enter, only one man can leave.
Ladies, does another Halloween find you alone and miserable? Phil is here to help.
Mandy knows Jessica is too cute to be with Sam and Phil, which means she's obviously your cousin.
Sam and Phil are going to get rich advertising on the Internet, once they come up with a product to sell.
It is a dark time for the Nipple Alliance. Lord Phil is a dick, and only one thing can stop him from total dominion over the galaxy.
When Phil's sister was 15, she told Sam she was too young for him, but now that she's 18, she's his for banging.
Sam and Phil try to get the women at the complex pool to take it all off, and you reap the rewards.
You and Sam go toe-to-toe in the ring, but while two men enter, only one man can leave.
Jessica offers to make you breakfast-in-bed to thank you for a great time last night.
Sam has watched enough amateur porn to know that auditions are the best way to meet honeys.
You, Phil and Sam find the best lunch buffet in town -- at the best strip club in town.
Sam deploys some of his never-fail pick-up lines in the club, but the ladies just aren't feeling it as much as he is.
It is a dark time for the Nipple Alliance. Lord Phil is a dick, and only one thing can stop him from total dominion over the galaxy.
If you're watching this video, Sam is already dead. Hopefully you've already cut off his head and frozen it for future reanimation.
Mandy knows she made a mistake leaving you, which is why she broke into your apartment to play you a song.
Mandy stops by to apologize for all of the awful things she's done, even if you don't want to take her back.
Jessica takes you out to party with some lesbians, but winds up partying a little too hard herself.
Ladies, does another Halloween find you alone and miserable? Phil is here to help.
Check out what Phil and Sam have been up to in their quest for viral video fame!