When Phil's sister was 15, she told Sam she was too young for him, but now that she's 18, she's his for banging.

Jessica offers to make you breakfast-in-bed to thank you for a great time last night.

If you're watching this video, Sam is already dead. Hopefully you've already cut off his head and frozen it for future reanimation.

Mandy stops by to apologize for all of the awful things she's done, even if you don't want to take her back.

You, Phil and Sam crash Phil's sister's pool party, and Sam meets his biggest fan.

Mandy wants you back, but she does not want the immature relationship you had before.

You put yourself on ice at the club, and Sam and Phil hope to finally get some sloppy firsts for a change.

Phil tells a couple of interested first-time divers the story of how he bravely rescued Sam in mid-air.

Global warming is getting so bad, one of these days you're going to find a shark in your toilet bowl.

Sam deploys some of his never-fail pick-up lines in the club, but the ladies just aren't feeling it as much as he is.

At a club, you, Sam and Phil debate the merits of having a pet hottie trapped in glass.

You and Jessica head back to her house -- and find it full of 30 drunk lesbians.

Sam and Phil can't seem to get along, which leads to much punching and ketchup squirting.

You and Sam go toe-to-toe in the ring, but while two men enter, only one man can leave.

Ladies, does another Halloween find you alone and miserable? Phil is here to help.

You get a hot girl's number at the gym, and Sam is convinced he's seen her in porn.

Mandy knows Jessica is too cute to be with Sam and Phil, which means she's obviously your cousin.

Sam and Phil are going to get rich advertising on the Internet, once they come up with a product to sell.

Mandy and Sam make a sex tape and hand it off to Phil for some snappy editing.

It is a dark time for the Nipple Alliance. Lord Phil is a dick, and only one thing can stop him from total dominion over the galaxy.