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Detroit's local newspaper doesn't have an obituary section; it has a threat page.

Reggae is the most inappropriate choice of music to be the theme song for "COPS."

Some women look good in the club, but their apartment is a completely different story.

If Felipe Esparza was in a threesome, one of the two ladies might not get a turn.

The waitresses that serve drinks in night clubs should not have drinking problems.

You can make a homeless man feel good about himself by putting a chandelier in his cardboard box.

Rachel Feinstein's mother's dream is to be like Michelle Pfeiffer in the movie "Dangerous Minds."

There's nothing worse than a lady who doesn't know how to walk in a pair of damn heels.

Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at the El Rey will unite Israel and Palestine with laughter.

Russell Simmons mentally prepares JB Smoove for Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at the El Rey.

The Mayans cracked the secrets of the universe with their calendars but not the secret of pockets.

The voice of a newscaster is consistent amongst all languages, accents and dialects.

Half the roles Eric Andre auditions for sound like the guys who speak jive in the movie 'Airplane.'

Kellye Howard tells the uncensored version of her joke that wasn't PG-13 enough for TV.

JB Smoove is a tough guy, but he's not a fighter -- his forte is pressing charges.

A drive-by shooting in a hybrid car sends a great message to those who live through it.

Whose boring ass, khaki pants wearing, anti-Christ kid is watching golf on television?

Kurt Metzger doesn't know Eric Andre's race, but he's sure that he looks great in a wife beater.

If you are being choked and your attacker exposes his teeth -- he is trying to kill you.

Rachel Feinstein is having trouble meeting a guy because there are too many princes to choose from.