Five Reasons Fantasy Football is Evil
It's offensive to the notion of fantasy.
Six Reasons Alaska is Evil
We keep it away from the other states.
Four Reasons the iPhone is Evil
The pushy people use them.
Five Reasons the G.O.P. is Evil
Even the logo is evil!
Four Reasons Why Wall Street is Evil
America's having a "going out of business" sale.
Why Batman Sucks
How many non-evil billionaires do you know?
Obama's Four Worst VP Picks
They're gonna suck no matter what.
Five Evil Fall TV Shows
Hey, why aren't I banging a vampire?
Stoner Comedies are Evil
What's next, Alzheimer's comedies?
Sexy Athletes are Evil
Leave some sexiness for the rest of us!