Five Reasons Fantasy Football is Evil


It's offensive to the notion of fantasy.

Six Reasons Alaska is Evil


We keep it away from the other states.

Four Reasons the iPhone is Evil


The pushy people use them.

Five Reasons the G.O.P. is Evil


Even the logo is evil!

Four Reasons Why Wall Street is Evil


America's having a "going out of business" sale.

Why Batman Sucks


How many non-evil billionaires do you know?

Obama's Four Worst VP Picks


They're gonna suck no matter what.

Five Evil Fall TV Shows


Hey, why aren't I banging a vampire?

Stoner Comedies are Evil


What's next, Alzheimer's comedies?

Sexy Athletes are Evil


Leave some sexiness for the rest of us!