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Lisa Lampanelli challenges her fellow roasters to top Shatner's career.

Betty White recalls the time she and William Shatner had sex. Two minutes before the Roast started.

Bill is an inspiration. He proves that having no talent can be seen as hip and ironic.

To George Takei, Bill is a rich, gooey, Devil's Food cake that he wants to drop his face into.

Jeff Ross digs into Shatner's horse-breeding and singing career.

Sarah and Jimmy bought their tickets from Priceline and got rerouted to Tucson.

Bill delivers payback to the roasters and files his captain's log.

Shatner is roasted by his old Star Trek adversary Balock, who's still hopped up on Tranya.

Lisa Lampanelli unleashes some of her caustic wit.

Lisa and Jessi are grateful for the interracial kiss between Uhura and Kirk.

Artie Lange takes swipes at Jason Alexander, Carrie Fisher and George Takei.

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Bill Shatner would crap on the last piece of pizza just so no one else could enjoy it.

George Takei would like everyone to know that Bill is generous. He gave Nichelle Nichols herpes.

Patton Oswalt wonders if Andy Dick is Courtney Love in disguise.

Leonard Nimoy lovingly explains to Bill Shatner why he won't be at his Roast.

Patton Oswalt actually prepared for this Roast, so he's pretty sure he won't get cut out.

Betty White always laughs when she sees Artie Lange, cause she knows she's going to outlive him.

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