When people meet Joan Rivers, they say the same thing her gynecologist said the first time he examined her.

Whitney Cummings waxes poetic about Joan Rivers' vagina.

Joan has been a comic for 40 years, and even she can't believe the amount of filth that she witnessed at her Roast.

Roastmaster Kathy Griffin kicks off the Roast by paying tribute to the guest of honor.

With all the mythical creatures present, Greg thinks tonight's Roast is like Lord of the Rings.

Roasters tell Nick Kroll which sexual position they think "The Joan Rivers" would be.

Joan accuses Kathy Griffin of stealing her act, her gays and a famous face.

Just how old is Joan Rivers? Jeffrey Ross answers the historical question in great detail.

Gilbert Gottfried recounts a sexual encounter with Joan Rivers and reveals the mythical creature that lives within her vagina.

Gilbert Gottfried tells an old joke about Brad Garrett, a bathroom and a leprechaun.

Jeffrey Ross segues from Joan Rivers' plastic surgery to sex with Kathy Griffin.

Carl Reiner tries out his new found freedom after not being allowed to say the word "pregnant" on The Dick Van Dyke Show.

Whitney Cummings turns her sights on Mario Cantone, Tom Arnold, and Jon and Kate.

Unlike the other Roasters, Melissa Rivers is aware that she's not a comedian.

Brad Garrett throws some solid zingers at Carl Reiner, Gilbert Gottfried and Joan Rivers.

Mario Cantone channels his inner Joan Rivers and recalls some of her great performances.

Gilbert Gottfried is so loud and obnoxious that Joan is reconsidering her faith.

Instead of telling dirty jokes, Carl Reiner shares wisdom imparted to him by George Burns.

Greg Giraldo, Whitney Cummings, Jeffrey Ross and Tom Arnold talk to Nick Kroll post-Roast.

Kathy Griffin has the 411 on who Joan is screwing these days and the status of her sex tape.