The Roast of Charlie Sheen | #SheenRoast | Comedy Central

Since he believes there's a good chance Charlie will be dead soon, Roast Master Seth MacFarlane writes Charlie's obituary.

Not only is Charlie Sheen more famous than anyone else in the room, he's even well-known on planet Mars.

Roast Master Seth MacFarlane says Charlie Sheen is dependent on no man and he's even got his own slang term.

Jeffrey Ross explains why Martin Sheen and Emilio Estevez couldn't make it to Charlie's Roast.

Charlie Sheen finds himself in the worst place in the world: cable television. Watch the #SheenRoast Monday September 19 at 10/9c on Comedy Central.

Amy Schumer takes on Mike Tyson and Patrice O'Neal with a few sharp jabs at Mike's face and a low blow to Patrice's grandma.

William Shatner suggests that Charlie reexamine his relations with women.

Anthony Jeselnik explains why Charlie got on television in the first place.

Mike Tyson has a few choice poetic verses for Jeffrey Ross during his performance at the Roast podium.

Although Charlie gets a bad rap, Amy Schumer says that he's just like Bruce Willis.

Jeffrey Ross thanks Mike Tyson for being a good sport and not punching him with the hardest right hook in history.

Dr. Kate Walsh breaks doctor-patient confidentiality for Anthony Jeselnik and is relieved to see William Shatner at the Roast.

Patrice O'Neal takes down Seth MacFarlane, wondering if maybe a business partner wouldn't help keep his ego in check.

Kate Walsh tells Charlie the only thing he's had removed after years of abusing his lungs, his kidneys and his liver.

Steve-O explores Charlie's relationship to drugs and women, and explains the true meaning of the infamous "goddesses."

Take a look back at some of the best moments from the most epic roast ever: the #SheenRoast.

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Jon Lovitz reveals how much blow Charlie can do and what is his most important meal of the day.

Blake and Adam from Workaholics recap Charlie Sheen's family history, Sheenisms and relationships with women.

Charlie comes down to earth as he explains what happened with his last job and how he spent all that money.