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RENO 911!: Frank Rizzo Bio
Deputy Frank Rizzo
Played by Joe Lo Truglio
Nickname: Rizzitoni
Age: 37
Rank: Deputy
Height: 5'7"
Personal Motto: Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Weapon of Choice: .38 snub-nosed revolver.
Astrological Sign: Bunch of pagan nonsense. Sure, reading horoscopes is fun, but the only stars I'll listen to are Sinatra and Pacino.
Favorite Donut: Boston Cream (only thing named for Boston I like).
Favorite Karaoke Song: "We Didn't Start the Fire" - Billy Joel
What did you want to be when you grew up? I wanted to be King Kong because he was big and smashed things and no one f**ked with him. Plus, if he saw a hot chick, he would just pick her up and she learned to love him. And Godzilla was an arrogant, elitist prick anyway.
Reason for joining the force: I was going astray, I had to man-up. I almost became a priest, but I didn't like the hazing process over at the seminary. Plus, I'm a big fan of sex, so that wasn't gonna work. I became a cop instead.
Undercover Identity: Knuckles
Why I love Reno: Not far from the Bunny Ranch, a LEGAL whorehouse.
Age: 37
Rank: Deputy
Height: 5'7"
Personal Motto: Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Weapon of Choice: .38 snub-nosed revolver.
Astrological Sign: Bunch of pagan nonsense. Sure, reading horoscopes is fun, but the only stars I'll listen to are Sinatra and Pacino.
Favorite Donut: Boston Cream (only thing named for Boston I like).
Favorite Karaoke Song: "We Didn't Start the Fire" - Billy Joel
What did you want to be when you grew up? I wanted to be King Kong because he was big and smashed things and no one f**ked with him. Plus, if he saw a hot chick, he would just pick her up and she learned to love him. And Godzilla was an arrogant, elitist prick anyway.
Reason for joining the force: I was going astray, I had to man-up. I almost became a priest, but I didn't like the hazing process over at the seminary. Plus, I'm a big fan of sex, so that wasn't gonna work. I became a cop instead.
Undercover Identity: Knuckles
Why I love Reno: Not far from the Bunny Ranch, a LEGAL whorehouse.
