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RENO 911!: Deputy Clementine Johnson Bio
Nickname: Clemmy
Age: Give me a break.
Rank: Deputy
Height: As a showgirl, 5'8"; as a cop, 5'7"
Personal Motto: Take a bite out of crime, and look good doing it.
Weapon of Choice: My knee in a perp's groin.
Astrological Sign: Libra
Favorite Donut: I prefer chocolate chip cookies.
Favorite Karaoke Song: "Kiss" by Prince. I have a whole routine that I do, and it always earns me free drinks and plenty of phone numbers!
What did you want to be when you grew up? I wanted to be a dancer or some kind of celebrity. I took dance classes growing up with Reno Parks & Rec., and then I dropped out of high school my senior year cuz I lied about my age and got a job dancing in Branson, MO. I couldn't stand the family atmosphere, so I came back to Reno. I danced in shows around here for a while, and worked as a magician's assistant. I'm proud that I was able to set a goal and reach it.
Reason for joining the force: It hit me during a magic show when I was bound and gagged and locked in a box waiting to be turned into an erotic looking duck that I was wasting my life. I wanted a powerful, glamorous, sexy job that would allow me to give back to the city that's given me so much, so law enforcement was a no-brainer. I'm an adrenaline junkie baby! While I was going through the academy, I worked weekends handing out flyers at the RV and Camper expos. I still do it sometimes when I need extra cash.
Undercover Identity: Tarragon the pothead
Why I love Reno: I'm the best-looking girl in town, and I'm very popular. Reno has the best of both worlds: high glamour, and real people who aren't phonies.
Age: Give me a break.
Rank: Deputy
Height: As a showgirl, 5'8"; as a cop, 5'7"
Personal Motto: Take a bite out of crime, and look good doing it.
Weapon of Choice: My knee in a perp's groin.
Astrological Sign: Libra
Favorite Donut: I prefer chocolate chip cookies.
Favorite Karaoke Song: "Kiss" by Prince. I have a whole routine that I do, and it always earns me free drinks and plenty of phone numbers!
What did you want to be when you grew up? I wanted to be a dancer or some kind of celebrity. I took dance classes growing up with Reno Parks & Rec., and then I dropped out of high school my senior year cuz I lied about my age and got a job dancing in Branson, MO. I couldn't stand the family atmosphere, so I came back to Reno. I danced in shows around here for a while, and worked as a magician's assistant. I'm proud that I was able to set a goal and reach it.
Reason for joining the force: It hit me during a magic show when I was bound and gagged and locked in a box waiting to be turned into an erotic looking duck that I was wasting my life. I wanted a powerful, glamorous, sexy job that would allow me to give back to the city that's given me so much, so law enforcement was a no-brainer. I'm an adrenaline junkie baby! While I was going through the academy, I worked weekends handing out flyers at the RV and Camper expos. I still do it sometimes when I need extra cash.
Undercover Identity: Tarragon the pothead
Why I love Reno: I'm the best-looking girl in town, and I'm very popular. Reno has the best of both worlds: high glamour, and real people who aren't phonies.
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