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Old black voters remain a little skeptical of Barack Obama.

Carlos pays tribute to a true hero of the truck stop.

Carlos wants to stick his hand in a cave and pull out a fish.

Who better than Carlos to vet Barack Obama's potential cabinet?

A group of handicapped superheroes fights crime.

Most people think their dads and moms are brilliant until they're old enough to realize how stupid their parents are. For Carlos, it was the opposite.

Can you imagine how embarrassing it is to be in Encino when your dad shows up in a tractor?

Carlos didn't bust his balls to lose his accent and become a voice for America so that his brother could take his citizenship test in Spanish.

The only time Joseph Mencia's bits on the show made sense was when he made up his lines himself.

Sometimes you get confused when you think in Spanish and talk in English.

Why do red staters think all blue staters are perverts and all blue staters think all red staters are gun fanatics?

The only thing funnier than watching a puppet getting shot is watching a puppet getting shot again.

Why would Mexican families cut their grass on their days off? Do porno actors have sex when they get home from work?

You have no idea how much fun it is to light a stuffed animal on fire.

Carlos got hundreds of complaint calls from Jews saying, "I can't believe you said we like to complain!"

If Carlos had a million dollars, he'd pay someone to give that poor armless dude a happy ending.

Carlos' new theme park lets you eliminate all your white guilt!

Carlos invents a time machine to find out what made George W. Bush so dumb and save Kurt Cobain's life.

As a Latino male, Carlos was forced to hand over his old house to his father.