Afternoon commercials targeted at little girls seem like they came from an alternate universe where feminism never happened.
Did the Bulls score a lot of goal units this week?
The white people are coming down to Cancun and taking jobs away from hard-working Mexicans!
People don't understand how Erin can deal with being bisexual and having so many choices.
Raj's greatest strength is that he's punctual. His greatest weakness is cheesecake, girlfriend!
Steve Westley didn't have the guts to call for a truce between Athens and Sparta during the Peloponnesian War!
When Noe drinks, he head butts people in the balls.
In Utah, you don't pronounce the "g" in "Bengt."
Geoff hasn't been to a gym since he graduated from gym.
One person doing something weird is a nut. A whole group of people doing something weird is a church.
Tommy thinks a black woman should be Vice President.
Jon wrote a song about a gay Nazi, and he's going to debut it tonight!
Daniel thanks Larry Craig for helping him crack the gay DaVinci Code.
Hannibal turned down the 47-year-old woman who propositioned him, but took her number anyway.
Mary's family doesn't shop at Victoria's Secret. They all just look like they're ready to haul wood.
We've got a cold front coming in hard and strong and early from the west, Tina.
When the cashier at the grocery store asked Hannibal why he had his hand in his pocket, he wished he had a nub.
Is putting a glass of wine on the bed and jumping up and down on it part of anybody's bedtime ritual?
Last year, the homeowners' association was all up in arms about Daniel's moat. But fast forward to this summer and guess who's banging on his drawbridge?
Is Daniel the only one who hopes David Beckham has sex with Brad Pitt?
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