Doug Benson is trying to come up with a new orgasm noise that he can make when someone else is present.

The 37 states that have not legalized medical marijuana are dead to Doug Benson.

All these years, bullies have been making fun of Donald Glover for the wrong reasons.

Donald Glover feels that he would be more successful in a gay relationship.

Did you know that Barack and Michelle Obama have a picture of Judah on their bedroom wall? Just to give them a good time.

Night club bouncers should check IDs at the airport because they can always spot a fake.

Riding the Coney Island Cyclone is like paying a guy to punch you all over.

You can't just sprinkle heroin on things and call it a new drug.

Have you ever walked away from a person on cocaine and remarked on what a pleasure he was to be around?

You know what the number one topic of conversation among New Yorkers is? New York.

The BYOB strip club fills a very important niche in the strip club market.

After dating his girlfriend for 8 years, Kent isn't ready to reset the relationship odometer for marriage.

Thai is sick of people taking their miserable lives out on the rest of us.

Thai has trouble relating to people, even other gay people.

Even though the words are different, Anne Frank and Tupac Shakur share the same message.

Daniel wants to take his Oldsmobile Cutlass Brougham on MTV's 'Pimp My Ride.'

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger likes to use lines from his movies in political speeches.

The best way to intimidate someone is with compliments.

Judah takes care of his body. He weightlifts weightlifters while they're lifting weights.

Judah writes horror books for children, ages one through three, because you're never too young to go through life scared.