Krod Mandoon is a thin-skinned and underconfident freedom fighter, who is the last great hope in the struggle against the evil ruler, Chancellor Dongalor. To help fight the great fight, Krod has assembled a band of remarkably ineffectual freedom fighters: Aneka, the beautiful Pagan warrioress whose weapon of choice is sex, Loquasto, the oafish servant with bad aim, Zezelryck, the young warlock whose greatest magical gift is spinning BS, and Bruce, who's simply fabulous. Together, they must overcome a myriad of evil obstacles in their quest to save the world, including name-calling, hired assassins and bad hair days.
The reluctant leader of a rag tag band of inept freedom fighters toiling away in obscurity.
The lovably sociopathic Chancellor of the lowly province of Hessemeel.
A fierce warrioress skilled with many weapons but none more so than her unbridled Pagan sexuality.
The jailhouse lover of Krod's late mentor, General Arcadius, and the newest member of the team.
Krod's lovable, low born companion, who belongs to a race of pig-like creatures known as Grobbles.
Part administrative assistant, part advisor, and one hundred percent loyal to Dongalor.