Kenny Vs. Spenny
Who's the Better Jew?
One of the most important things in Judaism is growing a beard. Kenny is going to win even without one.
Kenny Vs. Spenny
Who Can Commit the Most Crimes?
Obviously committing crimes goes against the entire grain of Spenny's being, but if it's to beat Kenny, he'll make an exception.
Kenny Vs. Spenny
First One to Get a Stain Loses
Spenny outlines the rules of the competition, which Kenny breaks in the first minute.
Kenny Vs. Spenny
Staying in Character
Kenny tries out a few professional wrestling personas and Spenny takes a beating.
Kenny Vs. Spenny
Who Can Piss Off More People
The guys compete to see who can make more people mad, and Kenny kicks off the competition by getting a point from Spenny.
Kenny Vs. Spenny
Ticket Agent
Spenny discovers just how much you can get away with when you're wearing a uniform.
Kenny Vs. Spenny
The Asshole
Spenny hires the biggest asshole he knows, outside of Kenny, to help him win the competition.









































