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Important Things with Demetri Martin

Preview - Ability - Laughing and Peeing

Demetri dissects the finer points of laughing and peeing in both solo and group situations.

Views: 15,931
Posted: 02/04/2010
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Important Things with Demetri Martin

Attention - Forgot His Name

When you forget your conversation partner's name at a party, there's only one way out.

Views: 25,460
Posted: 02/04/2010
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Important Things with Demetri Martin

Attention - Bruce the Funny Dog

Whenever you're down and need a smile, Bruce the Funny Dog will always be there.

Views: 71,129
Posted: 02/04/2010
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Important Things with Demetri Martin

Attention - Good, Bad or Interesting?

Demetri explains which methods of getting attention are appropriate in which circumstances.

Views: 15,643
Posted: 02/04/2010
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Important Things with Demetri Martin

Attention - The Henchman

Nothing can stop Vincent from carrying out his master plan, except maybe a henchman armed with some killer one-liners.

Views: 12,914
Posted: 02/04/2010
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Important Things with Demetri Martin

Attention - Little Book of Little Stories

Demetri reads four of his favorite fairy tales from the smallest children's book ever written.

Views: 10,557
Posted: 02/04/2010
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Important Things with Demetri Martin

Attention - One-Night Stand

Demetri demonstrates why you should never have meaningless sex on certain nights of the year.

Views: 70,906
Posted: 01/22/2010
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Important Things with Demetri Martin

Exclusive - Visual Aids

Demetri illustrates the answers to some of life's greatest questions in highlights from Season One.

Views: 9,489
Posted: 01/21/2010
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Important Things with Demetri Martin

Exclusive - The Best of H. Jon Benjamin

A montage of H. Jon Benjamin's most memorable characters from the first season of Important Things.

Views: 12,110
Posted: 01/21/2010
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Learn more about law school dropout and palindrome enthusiast Demetri Martin.

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Sarah and Demetri Are Back-to-Back

The most original names in comedy are back-to-back on Comedy Central Thursday nights!

Posted:
01/29/2010
Views:
32748

Back to Back Music Video

Sarah and Demetri go together like a thumb and a tack.

Posted:
01/27/2010
Views:
17495

Games - Emotional Escape Artist

Devon Cottonfield prepares to slip out of a relationship in his most daring emotional escape, but meets his true match.

Posted:
03/25/2009
Views:
173169

Games - Passive Aggressive Race

The world's most passive-aggressive athletes show off their non-confrontational one-upmanship techniques.

Posted:
03/25/2009
Views:
100450

Games - Greater Than or Equal To

Demetri plays a status game where turtles outrank baby nephews and a Rubik's Cube finds equal footing with a drag queen.

Posted:
03/25/2009
Views:
99918

Games - The Annihilator

Chess will never be the same after the introduction of a new power piece, forged in the fires of Hell.

Posted:
03/25/2009
Views:
76309

Games - Some Jokes About Games

Demetri proposes an improvement to professional sports and pities high scorers on video games.

Posted:
03/25/2009
Views:
67438

Games - Deleted Scenes

A thumb wrestling match between green berets and chess with a king turn serious.

Posted:
03/25/2009
Views:
65565

Games - Bird-Pranked

A team of tricksters takes some retribution after thousands of years of being pooped on.

Posted:
03/25/2009
Views:
57267

Coolness - Hoodwinkers

An agency specializing in deception helps a nerd look super cool during his big date.

Posted:
03/18/2009
Views:
79923

Coolness - Some Jokes About Coolness

Demetri Martin suggests a badass a cappella concert ending and questions the continued use of strobe lights.

Posted:
03/18/2009
Views:
61795

Coolness - The Dragon Man

Eight thousand bucks and a lot of pain makes a partygoer the center of attention.

Posted:
03/18/2009
Views:
55537

Coolness - Some Data

Demetri Martin shows how much easier it is to make something cool uncool than to make something uncool cool.

Posted:
03/18/2009
Views:
49241

Coolness - Dadz

Two cool dads never stop being cool just because they're strapped with babies.

Posted:
03/18/2009
Views:
48263

Coolness - Behind the Scenes - Q&A Song

Demetri Martin stalls for time through a musical improv audience talk-back.

Posted:
03/18/2009
Views:
17860

Safety - Some Jokes About Safety

Demetri Martin imagines the worst kinds of burns and an ingenious early warning system for house fires.

Posted:
03/11/2009
Views:
75413

Safety - Guy With a Neck Brace

Demetri Martin shows the daily strife of a New Yorker with a neck injury.

Posted:
03/11/2009
Views:
45423

Safety - Health Class 1231 A.D.

Dark Age students learn about the birds and the bees and the witches.

Posted:
03/11/2009
Views:
41999

Safety - Pube-Safe

Demetri Martin advertises a home security system that protects everything from cats to kids.

Posted:
03/11/2009
Views:
37037

Safety - Safety Analysis

Demetri Martin illustrates tricks for dealing with wild animals based on their names.

Posted:
03/11/2009
Views:
33192

Extended Trailer

Steel yourself for sketch comedy, stand-up and animation with the premiere of Important Things with Demetri Martin.

Posted:
02/02/2009
Views:
231271

Timing - Rookie Cop

A young police officer pulls the trigger too soon during his first apartment bust.

Posted:
02/11/2009
Views:
185818

Power - Parking Fight

A battle over a parking spot in New York City results in extreme, well-illustrated male posturing.

Posted:
02/18/2009
Views:
178900

Power - Creedocide

A new pest control promises to get rid of rats the spiritual way.

Posted:
02/18/2009
Views:
175023

Games - Emotional Escape Artist

Devon Cottonfield prepares to slip out of a relationship in his most daring emotional escape, but meets his true match.

Posted:
03/25/2009
Views:
173169

Timing - Time Gigolo

A time machine allows a janitor to score with ladies throughout history.

Posted:
02/11/2009
Views:
165400

Timing - New Increments

Demetri charts peeing patterns as we age and shows the latest time increments.

Posted:
02/11/2009
Views:
139837

Timing - Anger Scene Management

An actor threatens to ruin a film shoot until Amanda Peet and the director resort to some creative coaching.

Posted:
02/11/2009
Views:
133795

Brains - Some Data

Demetri Martin compares neck thickness to the number of books read.

Posted:
02/25/2009
Views:
129386

Power - Some Jokes About Power

The human race imposes its ranking above the animal kingdom with some bizarre displays of dominance.

Posted:
02/18/2009
Views:
103643

Games - Passive Aggressive Race

The world's most passive-aggressive athletes show off their non-confrontational one-upmanship techniques.

Posted:
03/25/2009
Views:
100450

Games - Greater Than or Equal To

Demetri plays a status game where turtles outrank baby nephews and a Rubik's Cube finds equal footing with a drag queen.

Posted:
03/25/2009
Views:
99918

Timing - De Veers Diamonds

Show your lover how much every step of a relationship means to her with rings.

Posted:
02/11/2009
Views:
95900

Timing - Best Time/Worst Time

Demetri shares the best time to have an earthquake and the worst to have amnesia.

Posted:
02/11/2009
Views:
95724

Chairs - Urinal Talk

Two employees trash talk their coworkers during a bathroom break.

Posted:
03/04/2009
Views:
82294

Power - Me Versus You

Demetri Martin performs an ode to bitter enemies who stand on different ground.

Posted:
02/18/2009
Views:
80908

Series Preview

Important Things with Demetri Martin unlocks the comedian's view of the world through stand-up, sketch and animation.

Posted:
01/20/2009
Views:
80820

Coolness - Hoodwinkers

An agency specializing in deception helps a nerd look super cool during his big date.

Posted:
03/18/2009
Views:
79923

Games - The Annihilator

Chess will never be the same after the introduction of a new power piece, forged in the fires of Hell.

Posted:
03/25/2009
Views:
76309

Safety - Some Jokes About Safety

Demetri Martin imagines the worst kinds of burns and an ingenious early warning system for house fires.

Posted:
03/11/2009
Views:
75413

Comedy Central Presents: Demetri Martin - Jets?

Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
95,505

Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Dude

Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
42,930

Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Magical Place

Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
41,327

Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Handshake

If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
65,057

Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can

If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
16,340

Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano

If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
19,210

Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Stuff on Guitar

Cakes are the only food we write on.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
17,244

Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Art

You shouldn't scratch a CD or a boob.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
14,310

Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Mytho-Zoology

Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
10,508

Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Harmonica

Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
61,355

Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Where Jokes Go

Demetri's jokes go into outer space.

Posted:
10/30/2008
Views:
25,857
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