There are a lot of times in life when control is important. Choose those moments wisely.
Agent 009 is OK with being seduced and killed -- as long as it happens in that order.
In Toby's time, they have lists, and it turns out that this time is the worst time ever.
When you construct a sentence, word order matters, but space placement matters even more.
James wonders what the vision he saw as he lay dying means about the afterlife.
In the future, mankind will be able to travel at warp speed at the touch of a button.
Does sasquatch exist? Is he gay? Does it matter? A panel of experts explores the controversy.
Demetri explains how to be a laid-back spelunker and why duck hunting is especially cruel.
Two naturalist documentarians engage in a turf fight while tracking animals in the wild.
Forbes Magazine profiles four animals who have amassed enormous fortunes in the wild.
Devon Cottonfield prepares to slip out of a relationship in his most daring emotional escape, but meets his true match.
The world's most passive-aggressive athletes show off their non-confrontational one-upmanship techniques.
Demetri plays a status game where turtles outrank baby nephews and a Rubik's Cube finds equal footing with a drag queen.
Chess will never be the same after the introduction of a new power piece, forged in the fires of Hell.
Demetri proposes an improvement to professional sports and pities high scorers on video games.
Everyone knows a few pick-up lines, but no one ever thinks about what to say when they break up.
A thumb wrestling match between green berets and chess with a king turn serious.
A team of tricksters takes some retribution after thousands of years of being pooped on.
Callie confronts Mark and accuses him of picking up girls in a bar the night after they slept together.
An audience volunteer helps superstar magician Christ Angel with an elaborate card trick.
You know that time when you've just moved to the city, and you take the first apartment you find on CraigsList with some dude you never expected?
Mark gets all of the recent immigrants together to share their problems in a group setting.
Mark tells the group session that the Social Services department will be shutting down, sending everyone into a panic.
Mark's sex and massage-filled dreams from the previous night become his reality.
Mark can't understand why everyone is going crazy for Treegasm, the mating festival for Central Park treatures.
The demon baby goes on a drink-fueled rampage, and Callie appears to Mark at the bar in the form of a brunette human.
After a night of S&M with his boss, Mark learns about job cutbacks at the Department of Integration.
Grimes' mummy mother interferes with his life, and Randall gets upset when Mark forgets their one year roommate anniversary.
The judge orders proper vampire conversion for Blayke and Tristen while Lt. Grimes and his Department of Integration officers attend anger management.
Randall is given part of a woman's body as a loaner after he loses his lower half.
TV show "Abscess Hollywood" reports on Jessica Alba and Abraham Lincoln's relationship, and Randall tries to come up with a nickname for the couple.
Blayke must be approved by the Vampire Processing Bureau, and Frank Grimes must control his murderous rage.
Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.
Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.
Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.
Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.
Watch deleted scenes, including green beret thumb wrestling and the king who loved chess, with John Oliver.
