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Devon Cottonfield prepares to slip out of a relationship in his most daring emotional escape, but meets his true match.

The world's most passive-aggressive athletes show off their non-confrontational one-upmanship techniques.

Demetri plays a status game where turtles outrank baby nephews and a Rubik's Cube finds equal footing with a drag queen.

Chess will never be the same after the introduction of a new power piece, forged in the fires of Hell.

Demetri proposes an improvement to professional sports and pities high scorers on video games.

A thumb wrestling match between green berets and chess with a king turn serious.

A team of tricksters takes some retribution after thousands of years of being pooped on.

An agency specializing in deception helps a nerd look super cool during his big date.

Demetri Martin suggests a badass a cappella concert ending and questions the continued use of strobe lights.

Eight thousand bucks and a lot of pain makes a partygoer the center of attention.

Demetri Martin shows how much easier it is to make something cool uncool than to make something uncool cool.

Two cool dads never stop being cool just because they're strapped with babies.

Demetri Martin stalls for time through a musical improv audience talk-back.

Demetri Martin imagines the worst kinds of burns and an ingenious early warning system for house fires.

Demetri Martin shows the daily strife of a New Yorker with a neck injury.

Dark Age students learn about the birds and the bees and the witches.

Demetri Martin advertises a home security system that protects everything from cats to kids.

Demetri Martin illustrates tricks for dealing with wild animals based on their names.

At Spring Haven, there'll be no more paintballing the elderly or lying about Tony Bennett concerts.

An S&M couple can't seem to find a safe safe word.