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The World's Tallest Nebraskan | Freak Show | Comedy Central
The World's Tallest Nebraskan
Born Orlando Jones Reynolds in the heartland of America (San Paulo, Nebraska) in 1968 to homemaker/manic-depressive Cheryl Jones and Lance Reynolds, unlicensed psycho-therapist/white supremacist. Nebraskan is prone to sullenness and ignorance. Likes homilies, cell phones, smoked meat, and whittling. Enjoys the music from ice cream trucks and "The Battle Hymn of the Republic."
At the age of seven, he enlisted in the Air Force and was rejected. Spent the next three years looking through a chain-link fence. Fluent in English and can recite the five books of Moses. In 1983, was involved in an incident where he and two friends talked about how Roe v. Wade should be overturned. Instrumental in the 1986 construction of the World's Largest Penny in downtown Lincoln, NE. In '87 he joined the Hartdales' Freak Show and subsequently became a member of Freak Squad. After ingesting transmogrification juice, Nebraskan gained the ability to shrink himself six inches. He will suck your cock for seven dollars.
At the age of seven, he enlisted in the Air Force and was rejected. Spent the next three years looking through a chain-link fence. Fluent in English and can recite the five books of Moses. In 1983, was involved in an incident where he and two friends talked about how Roe v. Wade should be overturned. Instrumental in the 1986 construction of the World's Largest Penny in downtown Lincoln, NE. In '87 he joined the Hartdales' Freak Show and subsequently became a member of Freak Squad. After ingesting transmogrification juice, Nebraskan gained the ability to shrink himself six inches. He will suck your cock for seven dollars.
