Deeply enigmatic, Log Cabin Republican (named for the group of ever dwindling gay GOP members) is difficult to pin down. Uses amorphous logic to suit his small number of steadfast ideals. Part of Washington think tank with Andrew Sullivan, Ken Mehlman, and Uncle Tom. Dislikes taxes, the idea of social security, and universal health care. Harbors irrational fantasy about becoming an honorary Saudi sheik.
Has the ability to change his cellular structure to that of a flashy, fun "Burley Bear" -- an unapologetically gay, leather clad homosexual who can run up to 60 mph, climb trees, and decapitate victims with one swipe of his immaculately manicured hands.
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