Meet the Cast - Drawn Together

    Drawn Together

    A fey elf-hero from a role-playing videogame. A racist song-belting storybook princess. A Japanese trading card monster. A suicidal drug-addled jazz-era sexpot. A sassy fox-tailed musician-sleuth. An egotistical superhero with a kinky streak. A prank-pulling Internet pig. A whacked-out whatchamacallit from children's TV. Each one a genuine psycho, always testing the boundaries of good taste and sanity for your voyeuristic pleasure.

    WoolDoor Sockbat

    Lives on: Attention
    Catchphrase: "Wheeeee!"
    Color: Yellow

    Xandir

    Nipples: Pierced
    Hair: Gelled
    Chest: Hairless

    Foxxy Love

    Bottom: Assy
    Personality: Gassy
    Drug of Choice: Grassy

    Princess Clara

    Hair: Auburn
    Figure: Slender
    Demeanor: Racist

    Spanky Ham

    Has Something to Say About: Everyone
    Prefers to Defecate: Anywhere
    Loud and Obnoxious: All the time

    Toot Braunstein

    Cuts: self to feel
    Drinks: self into stupor nightly
    Eats: like she's going to the electric chair

    Captain Hero

    Always: puts bro's before ho's
    Sometimes: bags her n' tags her
    Never: likes junk in the trunk

    Ling Ling

    Does Your Dry Cleaning: Fabulously
    Drives: Terribly
    Studies Math and Violin: Masterfully

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