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Preview - Christ Angel

An audience volunteer helps superstar magician Christ Angel with an elaborate card trick.

Views: 56,148
Posted: 03/09/2010
Watch a new episode of Ugly Americans Wednesday at 10:30pm / 9:30c.
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March Madness Girl

Three guys are mystified by their co-worker's ability to win the NCAA Tournament office pool year after year.

Views: 3,252
Posted: 03/19/2010
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Conservative Libertarian

Glenn Beck didn't want to have to tell you that people who believe in safety belts are killing America.

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Posted: 03/19/2010
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Dana Carvey - Night of the Living Naked Guys

Old men in locker rooms are always naked -- never working out, getting dressed or undressed.

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Posted: 03/10/2010
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Understanding the Outbreak

The scientists test the effects of money on chimpanzees.

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Posted: 03/18/2010
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Exclusive - Donald Glover - Live Forever

A white person's apocalypse is when a bunch of naked, African American teenage boys jump into their pool.

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Posted: 03/12/2010
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