Who's that on the phone? It's those crank call-making puppets of Crank Yankers! The three seasons of Crank Yankers contained some of the most crude and memorable talking puppets ever seen on television, including the inappropriate Hadassah Guberman (Sarah Silverman), the troubled veteran Dick Birchum (Adam Carolla), the smooth talker Spoonie Luv (Tracy Morgan) and the vivacious Cammie (Lisa Kushell). Other comedians who kept the puppets on the line include Patton Oswalt, Fred Armisen, Wanda Sykes, Dave Chappelle and Jim Florentine.
Age: 62
Occupation: Master Carpenter
Favorite Quote: "Hell is when you're smoking hash out of a human skull
Age: 43
Occupation: Disc Jockey for 97.1
Favorite Quote: "You Got Boomed!!"
Age: 22
Occupation: Exotic Dancer
Quote: "I just need someone to pound me like a whack-a-mole."
Age: 26
Occupation: Personal Assistant to the Stars
Favorite Quote: "Mr. T likes to be called 'my man' or he will beat you to a pulp."
Age: 40
Occupation: Supervisor for Taco Bell Corporation and Cartoonist
Favorite Quote: "Don't be racist to me. I am a gentleman."
Age: 36
Occupation: Unemployed Residence: His friend Mitch's place
Favorite Quote: "Brrph!! I'm sorry, what did you want me to say?"
Age: 39
Occupation: Disc Jockey for 97.1
Favorite Quote: "T.M.I. - Too Much Information!"
Age: 24
Occupation: Part-time jobs (Babysitting, Soliciting for Oprah Magazine, Department of Waste) and a student.
Favorite Quote: "Your grandma had crabs?"