Meet the Cast - Crank Yankers

    Who's that on the phone? It's those crank call-making puppets of Crank Yankers! The three seasons of Crank Yankers contained some of the most crude and memorable talking puppets ever seen on television, including the inappropriate Hadassah Guberman (Sarah Silverman), the troubled veteran Dick Birchum (Adam Carolla), the smooth talker Spoonie Luv (Tracy Morgan) and the vivacious Cammie (Lisa Kushell). Other comedians who kept the puppets on the line include Patton Oswalt, Fred Armisen, Wanda Sykes, Dave Chappelle and Jim Florentine.

     
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    Dick Birchum

    Age: 62
    Occupation: Master Carpenter
    Favorite Quote: "Hell is when you're smoking hash out of a human skull

    Boomer

    Age: 43
    Occupation: Disc Jockey for 97.1
    Favorite Quote: "You Got Boomed!!"

    Cammie

    Age: 22
    Occupation: Exotic Dancer
    Quote: "I just need someone to pound me like a whack-a-mole."

    Terrence

    Age: 26
    Occupation: Personal Assistant to the Stars
    Favorite Quote: "Mr. T likes to be called 'my man' or he will beat you to a pulp."

    Chip Douglas

    Age: 40
    Occupation: Supervisor for Taco Bell Corporation and Cartoonist
    Favorite Quote: "Don't be racist to me. I am a gentleman."

    Bobby Fletcher

    Age: 36
    Occupation: Unemployed Residence: His friend Mitch's place
    Favorite Quote: "Brrph!! I'm sorry, what did you want me to say?"

    The Nudge

    Age: 39
    Occupation: Disc Jockey for 97.1
    Favorite Quote: "T.M.I. - Too Much Information!"

    Hadassah Guberman

    Age: 24
    Occupation: Part-time jobs (Babysitting, Soliciting for Oprah Magazine, Department of Waste) and a student.
    Favorite Quote: "Your grandma had crabs?"

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