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Meet the Cast - Crank Yankers

Who's that on the phone? It's those crank call-making puppets of Crank Yankers! The three seasons of Crank Yankers contained some of the most crude and memorable talking puppets ever seen on television, including the inappropriate Hadassah Guberman (Sarah Silverman), the troubled veteran Dick Birchum (Adam Carolla), the smooth talker Spoonie Luv (Tracy Morgan) and the vivacious Cammie (Lisa Kushell). Other comedians who kept the puppets on the line include Patton Oswalt, Fred Armisen, Wanda Sykes, Dave Chappelle and Jim Florentine.

Dick Birchum

Age: 62
Occupation: Master Carpenter
Favorite Quote: "Hell is when you're smoking hash out of a human skull

Boomer

Age: 43
Occupation: Disc Jockey for 97.1
Favorite Quote: "You Got Boomed!!"

Cammie

Age: 22
Occupation: Exotic Dancer
Quote: "I just need someone to pound me like a whack-a-mole."

Terrence

Age: 26
Occupation: Personal Assistant to the Stars
Favorite Quote: "Mr. T likes to be called 'my man' or he will beat you to a pulp."

Chip Douglas

Age: 40
Occupation: Supervisor for Taco Bell Corporation and Cartoonist
Favorite Quote: "Don't be racist to me. I am a gentleman."

Bobby Fletcher

Age: 36
Occupation: Unemployed Residence: His friend Mitch's place
Favorite Quote: "Brrph!! I'm sorry, what did you want me to say?"

The Nudge

Age: 39
Occupation: Disc Jockey for 97.1
Favorite Quote: "T.M.I. - Too Much Information!"

Hadassah Guberman

Age: 24
Occupation: Part-time jobs (Babysitting, Soliciting for Oprah Magazine, Department of Waste) and a student.
Favorite Quote: "Your grandma had crabs?"

Elmer Higgins

Age: 92
Occupation: Retired (Worked at Sal's Upholstery for 37 years)
Favorite Quote: "I like girls to look at my private parts."

Helen Higgins

Age: 87
Occupation: Homemaker
Favorite Quote: "Having no teeth can have its benefits."

Gladys Murphy

Age: Prefers not to say...
Occupation: Shipping Manager for www.felt-up.com (Selling adult toys)
Favorite Quote: "How 'bout I come over your house and take a leak on your couch?"