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Donald Trump is what a hobo imagines a rich man to be.

Kristen had a dream that George Washington was making love to her.

A woman runs from John in a subway station because in her eyes, he's an adult.

Kristen has a surprise for her boyfriend before her one-woman-show begins.

A drag queen goes to all the trouble to put on a nice dress, only to be rude and bossy to people?

John was as influenced by Burns and Allen as he was by The Simpsons.

Kristen got her start in comedy by doing forensics in high school.

Kurt Braunohler tells Kristen that the world deserves her drama.

A woman tells Josh how inspirational it is that he's "out."

Josh's hair is a little Cagney in the front and Lacey in the back.

Josh found out that his right arm has a job as an interpreter for the deaf.

There's nothing else like stand-up on the planet to Josh.

Bo's song about not being gay might be counterproductive.

Bo busts more nuts than a pistachio junkie.

Is Bo the only f**king person at the party who likes soda?

Bo put his silly songs on the Internet so his brother could see them, and the rest is history.

At Kristen's hell gig, she learned that not all characters work at all venues.

There's nothing one-star-hotel people like better than the four-star-hotel pool.

Tom's ex-girlfriend was like, "I'm having a baby." He was like, "I got an iPod."

A fight broke out at a wedding, and someone went and got a log.