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There's a new breed of men that aren't straight or gay, just sprinkled with gay.

Puerto Rican women treat compliments like questions answered correctly on an exam.

The most aggressive advertisement the Sklar Brothers have ever seen was a bus bench ad advertising bus bench ads.

A white person's apocalypse is when a bunch of naked, African American teenage boys jump into their pool.

Growing up, Donald Glover was more into the soulful stylings of The Cranberries than rap music.

The invisible comedian can do an impression of a girl throwing a football in gym class.

Orphans have more time to practice driving because they're not being loved by anyone.

It would be strange if President Obama started using the N-word at press conferences.

As a kid, Donald Glover feared that a man with a gun would make him stick his own d**k in his own butt.

It's kind of redundant for a black dude to wear a Barak Obama t-shirt or a white dude to wear a Coldplay t-shirt.

When Mr. Brown farted in front of the class, no one thought that anything like that could ever happen.

Donald Glover knows that you won't look like a hero if you're fighting a midget.

Donald Glover just started doing stand-up, so he went to Tracy Morgan for advice.

Poor lady that Donald made up can't even get up pretend steps because she's in a pretend wheelchair.

There are some words in the English language that have totally different meanings.

Studies prove that people who laugh a lot actually live longer than people with terminal cancer.

Jon Dore doesn't like a phone that tries to predict the words he's trying to text to people.

Jon Dore thinks it's OK in a relationship when he lets himself go, but not when she lets herself go.

Jon Dore will not tell his Asian friend who works at Medieval Times that he has a chink in his armor.

The garbage men refuse to pick up Jon Dore's old garbage pail that he's throwing out.