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The worst gig Joe DeRosa ever did involved Southern Illinois, a seatless van and an audience dressed as clowns.

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got some chips from a vending machine.

When you buy a plunger you are letting everyone know that you have a situation at home.

Jay Larson explains why rich kids with finished basements do not know about cement walls, pipes and fear.

Jay Larson doesn't know of anybody eating steak and cheese to keep their insulin up.

Don't freak out and run for the door, because the man hiding in your shower will stab you in the face.

Jay Larson explains a situation where you cannot see what your mind cannot comprehend.

Jay Larson speculates on how one upset stranger shows displeasure with other people.

Jay Larson and his friend argue about which super power gives the greatest rush.

If Jay Larson does not acknowledge a passing butterfly, he does not love his grandmother.

Jay Larson believes that his nephew is from another time and has been reincarnated.

Jay Larson and those who have been studying Jay Larson agree that his Comedy Central Presents special is going to be the bomb.

Jessi Klein hates when people do something for attention and pretend like they have no idea why they're getting attention.

Jessi Klein has a bad habit where she likes to read really crappy tabloid magazines.

Jessi Klein's brown hair and glasses cause a lot of guys to label her a "sexy librarian type."

If you place your hand on a woman's breast, she has to tell you her name and favorite color.

Jessi Klein explains that an outlet store is the same as a regular store, but a dollar less.

We live in a world of horror, stress and strife -- can't women have their Kit Kat moment?

Jessi Klein is Jewish, which means that she is a little bit sad all of the time.

Tasering people at the Renaissance Fair makes Mike Vecchione feel like an evil wizard from the future.