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Chocolate News

First Black President?

Wake up, white America! Barack Obama is not black. He barely even passes the brown paper bag test.

Views: 328,071
Posted: 10/02/2008

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No Child Left Behind

The government hires Reginald "Fat Man" Harrison to produce a Public Service Announcement for No Child Left Behind - to mixed results.

Views: 109,077
Posted: 09/22/2008

Chocolate News

The Death of Hip-Hop

When did "Fight the Power," become, "Wait 'till you see my dick"?

Views: 119,817
Posted: 10/15/2008

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Peanut Wiggins

Chocolate News profiles Peanut Wiggins, electoral gatekeeper in Jacksonville, Florida.

Views: 121,282
Posted: 10/29/2008

Chocolate News

Maya Angelou's Benediction

Maya Angelou discusses the process of composing an inaugural poem for America's first potential black president.

Views: 96,029
Posted: 09/22/2008

Chocolate News

Desegregating Porn

In 1963 it was illegal to poke the yogurt with a Tootsie Roll. But all that changed with Licorice Stick, the first African-American to break porn's color barrier.

Views: 29,518
Posted: 10/29/2008

Chocolate News

Interview - Fat Man Pt. 1

Fat Man discusses the state of nature and the dangers of woodland critters.

Views: 47,414
Posted: 10/15/2008

Chocolate News

Exclusive - Rogue Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin has done what five years in a North Vietnamese tiger cage couldn't do to John McCain -- broken his ass.

Views: 80,432
Posted: 10/22/2008

Chocolate News

Candleabra Effervesance

Candelabra Effervesance is just like any other woman who was born a boy with a girl inside of her who grew up to be a man who could no longer hide behind the man that kept the woman inside of her.

Views: 45,803
Posted: 10/22/2008

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Outtake - Plantantion Re-Enactment Extended Version (aka Nat's Orgy)

The Nat Turner re-enactors release their seeds of freedom inside their hostages.

Views: 26,418
Posted: 11/19/2008

Fat Man Exclusive Outtakes

Alan Boda presses Fat Man on the nature of the streets in these exclusive interviews.

Candleabra Outtakes

See Candleabra's exclusive, unrated outtakes.

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Jet Magazine

LeRon Watkins has made Jet Magazine small and efficient - but has he made it unreadable?

Posted:
12/17/2008
Views:
12482

Giving it Up

Now that Barack Obama is going to be president, DAG informs white people that they should be prepared to give up a few things.

Posted:
12/17/2008
Views:
12381

Alaska Apology

DAG apologizes for disparaging the great state of Alaska and its capable governor.

Posted:
12/17/2008
Views:
6870

Kwanzaa Cheer - "Away in the Manger"

Kwanzaa time is when African-Americans across the country gather to ask each other - what the f**k is Kwanzaa?

Posted:
12/17/2008
Views:
6235

Outtake - Alan Buys a Copy

Alan Boda sneaks a peek at what's coming up in Jet.

Posted:
12/17/2008
Views:
5829

Kwanzaa Cheer - "Carol of the Bells"

The Kwanzaa Carolers spin "Carol of the Bells."

Posted:
12/17/2008
Views:
4808

Star Wars Boda

DAG discovers a secret tape that would be perfect for the Internet in 2003.

Posted:
12/17/2008
Views:
4754

Outtake - The Man Behind Jet

Jet Magazine isn't the only publication that LeRon Watkins is downsizing.

Posted:
12/17/2008
Views:
4167

DAG: Messianic Love Child

DAG is kind of like if Jesus and Jay-Z had a child.

Posted:
12/17/2008
Views:
3024

Kwanzaa Cheer - "Deck the Halls"

Raise a cup, pour libations and make friends awkward at Christmas occasions this Kwanzaa.

Posted:
12/17/2008
Views:
2768

Alan Boda: News Bitch

DAG likes to keep Alan on his toes.

Posted:
12/17/2008
Views:
2293

Outtake - Airplane Metaphor

Before LeRon Watkins' arrival, Jet was experiencing turbulence. The landing gear was stuck, and it had been circling for hours.

Posted:
12/17/2008
Views:
2167

KISS My Ass

Before Gene Simmons, before the Hollywood Walk of Fame, KISS was just another all-black arena rock band from New Orleans.

Posted:
12/10/2008
Views:
50629

Blomicon 2008

Blomicon - the black Comic-Con - celebrates superhero and fantasy characters of color.

Posted:
12/10/2008
Views:
21480

Death's Hate Crimes

Why do Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes have to die while Amy Winehouse gets to coke out and wake up every morning?

Posted:
12/10/2008
Views:
20290

America's Next Top Black Preacher

Each week, America's Next Top Black Preacher visits another part of the country where hopefuls strut their stuff for a shot at the ultimate pulpit.

Posted:
12/10/2008
Views:
12965

Outtake - Little Boy

The panel's lone Catholic priest finds his favorite contestant.

Posted:
12/10/2008
Views:
5265

Outtake - Tongues

Father Wayne wants to know what else his Pentecostal contestant does in tongues.

Posted:
12/10/2008
Views:
3803

Outtake - Blood Diamond Interview

Since Blood Diamond is made of the hardest material on the planet, he has the power to cut through anything.

Posted:
12/10/2008
Views:
3443

Outtake - Kelvin gets Funky

Kelvin gets down with Dee-Jay and the ladies of Blomicon.

Posted:
12/10/2008
Views:
3166

First Black President?

Wake up, white America! Barack Obama is not black. He barely even passes the brown paper bag test.

Posted:
10/09/2008
Views:
327584

Extended Trailer

Chocolate News: we don't just filter the news, we filter it with menthol.

Posted:
10/05/2008
Views:
212662

Peanut Wiggins

Chocolate News profiles Peanut Wiggins, electoral gatekeeper in Jacksonville, Florida.

Posted:
11/03/2008
Views:
120997

The Death of Hip-Hop

When did "Fight the Power," become, "Wait 'till you see my dick"?

Posted:
10/01/2008
Views:
119616

No Child Left Behind

The government hires Reginald "Fat Man" Harrison to produce a Public Service Announcement for No Child Left Behind - to mixed results.

Posted:
10/01/2008
Views:
108817

Maya Angelou's Benediction

Maya Angelou discusses the process of composing an inaugural poem for America's first potential black president.

Posted:
10/01/2008
Views:
95762

Exclusive - Rogue Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin has done what five years in a North Vietnamese tiger cage couldn't do to John McCain -- broken his ass.

Posted:
10/28/2008
Views:
80365

Be Cool, Black People

Black people from Steve Harvey to Oprah Winfrey: please be cool until after Obama is elected!

Posted:
10/29/2008
Views:
77281

Exclusive Improv - Porn 101

Every move you see in porn came from Licorice Stick.

Posted:
10/01/2008
Views:
75602

Uncensored - Toots to Poots

Jazz legend Poots explains how he developed his trademark perfect pitch.

Posted:
11/05/2008
Views:
73465

Thugs Against High Gas Prices

Crime is responsible for 14 percent of GDP. When crime is down, so is the economy.

Posted:
10/22/2008
Views:
61066

Fat Man - No Child Left Behind

The government hires Reginald "Fat Man" Harrison to produce a Public Service Announcement for No Child Left Behind.

Posted:
10/01/2008
Views:
56936

Electronic Voting Machines

The new electronic voting machine is the most racist piece of machinery since the SlaveCatcher 3000.

Posted:
10/22/2008
Views:
52121

Advice To Obama

DAG gives his advice to our new President.

Posted:
11/05/2008
Views:
51884

KISS My Ass

Before Gene Simmons, before the Hollywood Walk of Fame, KISS was just another all-black arena rock band from New Orleans.

Posted:
12/10/2008
Views:
50629

Barack Obama's Wardrobe

When Barack Obama said "hope" and "change," DAG thought he was talking about the direction of the country, not his wardrobe.

Posted:
11/12/2008
Views:
47833

Interview - Fat Man Pt. 1

Fat Man discusses the state of nature and the dangers of woodland critters.

Posted:
10/15/2008
Views:
47317

De-Negrofication Institute

Chocolate News profiles the De-Negrofication Institute, a rehabilitation facility dedicated to deprogramming wiggers everywhere.

Posted:
10/29/2008
Views:
45876

Candleabra Effervesance

Candelabra Effervesance is just like any other woman who was born a boy with a girl inside of her who grew up to be a man who could no longer hide behind the man that kept the woman inside of her.

Posted:
10/22/2008
Views:
45682

Bitch, You Betta' Don't

Nickelodeon gives Fat Man a show, then steps off and lets him do his thang.

Posted:
11/26/2008
Views:
42054
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Roger Dunn: 1942 - 2008

In a world of "No," Roger was always first to say "Yes." We'll miss you Roger.

Exclusive Outtakes: Peanut Wiggins

Peanut Wiggens volunteers at the polling stations in these exclusive outtakes. Watch them now!

Exclusive Outtakes: Licorice Stick

Watch as Licorice Stick recounts his porn legacy.

Exclusive: DAG Apologizes

Witness DAG's heartfelt apology to the state of Alaska and its upstanding, bright, in no way violent citizens.