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    Fat Man Exclusive Outtakes

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    Jet Magazine

    LeRon Watkins has made Jet Magazine small and efficient - but has he made it unreadable?

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    12/10/2008
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    15045

    Giving it Up

    Now that Barack Obama is going to be president, DAG informs white people that they should be prepared to give up a few things.

    Posted:
    12/17/2008
    Views:
    14926

    Alaska Apology

    DAG apologizes for disparaging the great state of Alaska and its capable governor.

    Posted:
    12/17/2008
    Views:
    8096

    Kwanzaa Cheer - "Away in the Manger"

    Kwanzaa time is when African-Americans across the country gather to ask each other - what the f**k is Kwanzaa?

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    12/17/2008
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    7612

    Outtake - Alan Buys a Copy

    Alan Boda sneaks a peek at what's coming up in Jet.

    Posted:
    12/17/2008
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    6494

    Kwanzaa Cheer - "Carol of the Bells"

    The Kwanzaa Carolers spin "Carol of the Bells."

    Posted:
    12/17/2008
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    5863

    Star Wars Boda

    DAG discovers a secret tape that would be perfect for the Internet in 2003.

    Posted:
    12/17/2008
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    5472

    Outtake - The Man Behind Jet

    Jet Magazine isn't the only publication that LeRon Watkins is downsizing.

    Posted:
    12/17/2008
    Views:
    4833

    DAG: Messianic Love Child

    DAG is kind of like if Jesus and Jay-Z had a child.

    Posted:
    12/17/2008
    Views:
    3768

    Kwanzaa Cheer - "Deck the Halls"

    Raise a cup, pour libations and make friends awkward at Christmas occasions this Kwanzaa.

    Posted:
    12/17/2008
    Views:
    3493

    Alan Boda: News Bitch

    DAG likes to keep Alan on his toes.

    Posted:
    12/17/2008
    Views:
    3129

    Outtake - Airplane Metaphor

    Before LeRon Watkins' arrival, Jet was experiencing turbulence. The landing gear was stuck, and it had been circling for hours.

    Posted:
    12/17/2008
    Views:
    2740

    KISS My Ass

    Before Gene Simmons, before the Hollywood Walk of Fame, KISS was just another all-black arena rock band from New Orleans.

    Posted:
    12/10/2008
    Views:
    54373

    Blomicon 2008

    Blomicon - the black Comic-Con - celebrates superhero and fantasy characters of color.

    Posted:
    12/10/2008
    Views:
    22205

    Death's Hate Crimes

    Why do Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes have to die while Amy Winehouse gets to coke out and wake up every morning?

    Posted:
    12/10/2008
    Views:
    21607

    America's Next Top Black Preacher

    Each week, America's Next Top Black Preacher visits another part of the country where hopefuls strut their stuff for a shot at the ultimate pulpit.

    Posted:
    12/10/2008
    Views:
    14930

    Outtake - Little Boy

    The panel's lone Catholic priest finds his favorite contestant.

    Posted:
    12/10/2008
    Views:
    5550

    Outtake - Tongues

    Father Wayne wants to know what else his Pentecostal contestant does in tongues.

    Posted:
    12/10/2008
    Views:
    4184

    Outtake - Blood Diamond Interview

    Since Blood Diamond is made of the hardest material on the planet, he has the power to cut through anything.

    Posted:
    12/10/2008
    Views:
    3741

    Outtake - Kelvin gets Funky

    Kelvin gets down with Dee-Jay and the ladies of Blomicon.

    Posted:
    12/10/2008
    Views:
    3466

    First Black President?

    Wake up, white America! Barack Obama is not black. He barely even passes the brown paper bag test.

    Posted:
    10/02/2008
    Views:
    342197

    Extended Trailer

    Chocolate News: we don't just filter the news, we filter it with menthol.

    Posted:
    10/02/2008
    Views:
    212903

    Peanut Wiggins

    Chocolate News profiles Peanut Wiggins, electoral gatekeeper in Jacksonville, Florida.

    Posted:
    10/29/2008
    Views:
    130608

    The Death of Hip-Hop

    When did "Fight the Power," become, "Wait 'till you see my dick"?

    Posted:
    10/15/2008
    Views:
    125125

    No Child Left Behind

    The government hires Reginald "Fat Man" Harrison to produce a Public Service Announcement for No Child Left Behind - to mixed results.

    Posted:
    09/22/2008
    Views:
    115274

    Maya Angelou's Benediction

    Maya Angelou discusses the process of composing an inaugural poem for America's first potential black president.

    Posted:
    09/22/2008
    Views:
    105358

    Exclusive - Rogue Sarah Palin

    Sarah Palin has done what five years in a North Vietnamese tiger cage couldn't do to John McCain -- broken his ass.

    Posted:
    10/22/2008
    Views:
    81836

    Be Cool, Black People

    Black people from Steve Harvey to Oprah Winfrey: please be cool until after Obama is elected!

    Posted:
    10/22/2008
    Views:
    80720

    Uncensored - Toots to Poots

    Jazz legend Poots explains how he developed his trademark perfect pitch.

    Posted:
    11/05/2008
    Views:
    80045

    Exclusive Improv - Porn 101

    Every move you see in porn came from Licorice Stick.

    Posted:
    09/22/2008
    Views:
    79521

    Thugs Against High Gas Prices

    Crime is responsible for 14 percent of GDP. When crime is down, so is the economy.

    Posted:
    10/22/2008
    Views:
    62964

    Fat Man - No Child Left Behind

    The government hires Reginald "Fat Man" Harrison to produce a Public Service Announcement for No Child Left Behind.

    Posted:
    09/22/2008
    Views:
    60276

    KISS My Ass

    Before Gene Simmons, before the Hollywood Walk of Fame, KISS was just another all-black arena rock band from New Orleans.

    Posted:
    12/10/2008
    Views:
    54373

    Electronic Voting Machines

    The new electronic voting machine is the most racist piece of machinery since the SlaveCatcher 3000.

    Posted:
    10/22/2008
    Views:
    53398

    Advice To Obama

    DAG gives his advice to our new President.

    Posted:
    11/05/2008
    Views:
    53341

    De-Negrofication Institute

    Chocolate News profiles the De-Negrofication Institute, a rehabilitation facility dedicated to deprogramming wiggers everywhere.

    Posted:
    10/29/2008
    Views:
    51479

    Interview - Fat Man Pt. 1

    Fat Man discusses the state of nature and the dangers of woodland critters.

    Posted:
    10/15/2008
    Views:
    49399

    Candleabra Effervesance

    Candelabra Effervesance is just like any other woman who was born a boy with a girl inside of her who grew up to be a man who could no longer hide behind the man that kept the woman inside of her.

    Posted:
    10/22/2008
    Views:
    49320

    Barack Obama's Wardrobe

    When Barack Obama said "hope" and "change," DAG thought he was talking about the direction of the country, not his wardrobe.

    Posted:
    11/12/2008
    Views:
    48452

    Bitch, You Betta' Don't

    Nickelodeon gives Fat Man a show, then steps off and lets him do his thang.

    Posted:
    11/26/2008
    Views:
    44394

    Roger Dunn: 1942 - 2008

    In a world of "No," Roger was always first to say "Yes." We'll miss you Roger.

    Exclusive Outtakes: Peanut Wiggins

    Peanut Wiggens volunteers at the polling stations in these exclusive outtakes. Watch them now!

    Exclusive Outtakes: Licorice Stick

    Watch as Licorice Stick recounts his porn legacy.

    Exclusive: DAG Apologizes

    Witness DAG's heartfelt apology to the state of Alaska and its upstanding, bright, in no way violent citizens.