Connie is a female ranger who isn’t the most feminine woman around. The other rangers wonder about her sexuality, but everyone is afraid to ask because she could wrestle them all to the ground and choke the life out of them. Connie is unusually strong for a woman and that comes in handy when she has to wrestle a bear or drag a downed redwood off the road. Connie was born to be a park ranger; she has never worn makeup in her life, and loves living in the woods. On a side note, when Connie gets excited, her vagina makes growling noises and she has to talk it down like a wild animal.