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Species
Decapodian
Gender
Male
Full Name
Dr. John Zoidberg
Occupation
Staff Physician
Woes
Poverty, Hunger, Incompetence, Loneliness, Foul Odor
Super-Powers
Squirts Ink, Coughs up pearls, Ability to clip coupons with claws
Hobbies
Stand-up comedy
Eating garbage
Performing delicate surgery while doing stand-up and eating garbage.
Main Shortcomings as Doctor
Inability to tell male from female, inability to tell heart from intestine, inability to tell patient from pile of steaks.