When I moved to New York, I realized that I have an irrational fear of rats. I didn't know there was so much wildlife in the city. One night I was walking home real late, and I walked past this huge pile of garbage, and inside one particular trash bag, there was a whole lot of movement going on. Like inside the bag. Real aggressive but unidentifiable rustling, and it was scary. I was so frightened, my only thought was, 'Oh my God, I hope that's a baby.'
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