Don't come home horny, drunk, you want to text your girl a sexy message. Look what you're typing before you send it. I didn't look; I just sent it off. She called me right back, she's like, 'Uh, what do you mean you want to "kick my puppy"?'
16 comedians. 30 minutes each. 480 minutes of stand-up.
This might be Kristen's last special.