But you know who was out working in the blizzard? The crack whores. Seriously, I went walking around -- people don't think about how hard of a job that is. I would be the worst crack whore in the cold ever. I'd be like, 'It's free, just let me in the truck. I'm so cold -- I don't even want crack anymore, just a cigarette, that's all I want.'
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