The best part of the Miss Teen USA Pageant was the interview question, the verbal essay question. That was great because the question was, 'If you could interview any historic American, who would it be and why?' Talk about a deer in headlights, these girls were just terrified. You could read their thoughts, too: 'Maybe if I repeat the question, it will give my pea-sized brain time to formulate an answer. That's what I'll do. I'll repeat the question really slow. If I could interview any historic American, who would it be and why? Sh*t -- not enough time.'
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