I'd've said, 'How much you want, Troy -- $12 million? You crazy? Wait a minute, let me look -- alright, I'm gonna give you $12 million, but when the game starts, all you're gonna have is a center and a wide receiver. You say you want some blocking? You got enough money; you better get some.
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