Man, if I spent $400 for a gun, I am shooting somebody. I am not letting a $400 gun go to waste. And I know me -- I get annoyed easily, you know, so I'm the wrong person to have a gun. I mean, I would shoot people in my house that I invited over. 'What'd you say? That was stupid. Let me go find my gun.'
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