People start telling me I resemble Cindy Crawford. It's not a compliment, because if I do look like her, it means I just kind of resemble her, which means I'm the Cindy Crawford you can get. I'm like the knockoff, Target version of Cindy, like that imposter's cologne -- like, 'If you like Poison, you'll love Arsenic.'
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