I accidentally threw a kid into a ceiling one time. It was pure accident.... I was throwing him up in the air and I was catching him, you know why? 'Cause babies are dumb and they love it. I don't even care, maybe they're not dumb - I would love it. If someone here could do it to me tonight, I would let you.
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