Gas is so expensive now, whenever I fill up my tank, I just whip out my d**k and jerk off right at the gas station. That's what I do. If I fill it up, I jerk it off. You know why? Cause when I spend that type of money, I'm used to cumming.
16 comedians. 30 minutes each. 480 hours of stand-up coming this spring.
This might be Kristen's last special.