You know when you're dating somebody for too long, and you just don't want to do it anymore, but you don't want to talk to them about it? ... So this is what I did, it worked out great. I bought some weed, then I put it in her purse and I called the cops on her. It's like a trial separation. It gave me 30 days to figure out what I wanted to do.
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