Kyle Kinane: Cheddar Bay Biscuits Fan

In my heart of hearts, I hope that somewhere in this world there really is a geographic location known as Cheddar Bay. Somewhere, maybe north of Nova Scotia, where the sailors can guide their weary vessels into the cheesy waves, and the salty fog'll hit 'em, and they'll all be carrying treasures and necklaces for their port lover by the name of Brandy.