I have a dog, you know? And I couldn't even figure out what to name him, so I named him Bill Clinton. That way I could just blame him for stuff, you know? 'Who knocked over the garbage?' 'Bill Clinton.' 'Who chewed up my work?' 'Oh, Bill Clinton.' 'Who soiled this perfectly good dress?' 'Bill Clinton.'
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