It makes me wonder whether or not there are some old school pedophiles who don't have computers, and they sit around and tell the new pedophiles how easy they got it. 'You know, when I was a young man, there was no Internet. You wanted to meet an eighth grade boy, you put on a clown suit and tracked them down at birthday parties. You couldn't e-mail them like today, you lazy bastards. And if you wanted to see a picture of a man having sex with a squirrel, well let me just tell you something -- you couldn't just download it, you had to take the picture yourself.'
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